Flat Rock Worst Town On Earth
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Plymouth, MI

#24 Feb 29, 2008
I live in Flat Rock and it is a crap hole. The cops are are the criminals.(One is a pervert and one is a drug dealer) The taxes are to high.
The schools are ranked worst in the state.
Not a good place to raise children. The labor unions run the city. It's a stink hole. Yes I will move But can't sell the house because it's
in Flat Rock. Plus my wife likes Flat Rock.
Yes - She's Hillbilly ?

“It's me!”

Since: Sep 08

Flat Rock MI

#25 Nov 17, 2008
I live it Flat Rock and I like it. I've lived in several cities in the downriver area. While my favorite city is Brownstown, Flat Rock is a close second. I have great neighbors, and I feel safer here than I have any place in awhile. It would be perfect if we had a grocery store or a bus line, but it's really nice city to live in and raise kids in.
Like that

New York, NY

#26 Nov 7, 2010
I live in flat rock because it is still a small town if it grows any larger I am moving south into Monroe county. I do wish we had a grocery store but that is about it,hey it could be worse like living in Taylor (white trash capital of Michigan) or Dearborn/Dearborn heights with all the followers of the retard/homosexual Mohammad,or Inkster,Ecorse with the kindergarten vocabulary colored folk. Example ahh what's they be doins in theres. And if we could keep those low life section 8 single white trash moms from going up to Detroit and getting them a boo to shack up with to have little Obama babies it would also make flat rock a whole lot better.

Plano, TX

#28 Nov 10, 2010
Downriver 4 fullseasons baby

Dallas, TX

#29 Nov 10, 2010
Bigirls need luv n too....

Roseville, MI

#30 Dec 16, 2010
I love the downriver area. lots of coxs to suck and they are so willing.

Tampa, FL

#31 Dec 18, 2010
lol wrote:
i grew up in ecorse and its a shit hole along with the entire downriver and detroit. Getting out was the smartest thing i ever did exspecialy for my kis sake.
.that is correct, detroit twice as bad , monroe three times as bad, carleton ten times as bad, only a idiot would own a home any where on telegraph, all just a bunch of bums, kids never leave home always looking for hand outs if everything isnt handed to them they would never own anything, 99% living their nothing more than section 8, food stamps,drug addicts, drunks,to be a ahole in mich is a badge of honor. so that 1% left get out before its to late.
Got out

Grand Rapids, MI

#32 Jun 14, 2011
It's funny our police force, were our drug dealers in high school. Flat Rock could be a nice place, but a lot of gossip, and a corrupt police force. I lived there 38 yrs, so I think I know what's up.
Casey Foley

United States

#33 Aug 9, 2011
I caught crabs from Mrs. Greutman my sophomore year but it all worked out because Shaggy, the janitor, got me drunk at lunch to help me repress the memory....that's hands on education that other places just don't offer. GO RAMS!!!!
Flat Rock Mayor

United States

#35 Aug 9, 2011
The whole town went to shit once Casey Foley moved. A town without a hero is not a town anyone wants to live in. He was our heart, our soul, and our life. Women cried, men were confused, and dogs howled in sadness the day he left and we have never recovered. He is the bar that all people should rate themselves against, even though they will never reach his status as neither a human being or a sexual expert. I don't believe in God but I am scared of him, well I believe in Casey Foley and I know if there is a God he fears Casey. We miss and love him.
WallNutt Creek MayFair

Lincoln Park, MI

#36 Aug 9, 2011
I lived in Flat Rock for a short time. I stayed around the way located in the woods between Wallnutt Creek and Mayfair in a tent then a tree stand but my crib was robbed by Thondaway Johnson and Whanita too many times! I was raped in my tree stand one hot summer not "Summers" but summer night by Curtis "The Penetrater" Patrick, While Dan "Bad to the" Bone, Jason "The Dragon" Sapp, Clayton "Too Tall" Thomas & Harrison "Dusty" Smith smoked crack with Charlie "Dirty C" Fitzpatrick down below. I often have nightmares of that traumatizing night all these years later!?! My only great memories are 1- I banged every Flat Rock chick in less than a year 2- Pizza Subs from Jims Butcher shop and last but not least 3- Met the logger who knew turkey farts who hung out with lemon crotch who did railz on a crazy train with Marcy Prickett....Yours Truly "I know ____!!!!!"
WallNutt Creek MayFair

Lincoln Park, MI

#37 Aug 9, 2011
Does anyone remember how Mike "The Kuuz" Kuzma used to run game winning Touch Downs as a Ram?? How Elegant Rick "Ram-man" Starkey was with the sheepskin, pigskin, & the ladies? How could anyone EVER dare to say these bad things about a town with heroes like these living amongst us!!! Flat Rock has legends like The Summers threeo and the DeCort's riding through the night in the Black Ranger with neon green slashes on its sides! Those splashes came to life as they flew down Girbralter Road Man! Who could forget all the free train rides at Lauren Dosterts house...For Christ sake Flat Rock is the home of Jason "The Hobbit" Barrella!!!!! Show some Pride! Bill Awney and Jerry Wailey worked the women the local car wash the dope game and introduced the world to THE UPTOWN HUSTLERS! Flat Rock you cant be denied these great men and events of our history! Remember the Saudens for crying out loud...and their cool half brother with a different last name? He cruised and pimped west road in Jerrod Morrison's purple Ferraro for crying out loud! Jesus Mary Joseph... Vinnie "The Gump" Williams will always be the apple of my eye! Sweet T(Tia Riley) Baby B(Brandy DeWitt) and Lil D (Danelle Wailey) I wanna get the band back together!!!!!!!!!! Jamie and Julie Stephas had the most lavishing trailer these parts have ever seen! Coleen we miss euchre every friday sat and sunday! Why did you leave us???? That whole has never been filled! The two Misty's so beautiful they could be calender girls for kates kitchen!!!!!!
still in F R

Manchester, KY

#38 Oct 28, 2011
I have lived in FlatRock for13 yrs now I like FlatRock. I do have to say it was nice when it had a k mart but don't like having to leave to shop.

Prestonsburg, KY

#40 Jun 12, 2013
Rob Davis wrote:
I lived in Flat Rock an made my cement boat. I had aball thank you all in Flat Rock!
Yeah I hear my dad built on it.

Brooklyn, NY

#42 Sep 20, 2013
Bobo wrote:
Flat Rock and downriver ca
sluts and single moms ROCK! They give it up for just about everyone...especially if you wave a dollar at them! ;) Long live Flat Rock and Downriver Detroit...you keep me from going blind! ;)
can u bee more specific. Where can i find them. Thanks

Cambridge, MA

#43 Sep 7, 2014
lol wrote:
i grew up in ecorse and its a shit hole along with the entire downriver and detroit. Getting out was the smartest thing i ever did exspecialy for my kis sake.
is this rod.
mike heaney

Westland, MI

#44 Feb 10, 2015
Rob Davis wrote:
I lived in Flat Rock an made my cement boat. I had aball thank you all in Flat Rock!
Hi Rob, totally floored to see your post about Flat Rock. I hope things are well with you and yours. I walk by your old house with the concrete pad you put down to build your concrete sailboat. Not sure if you remember a old THS wrestler, Mike Heaney

Southampton, UK

#45 Jun 15, 2015
Flat Rock Ahhhhhh
fight corruption

United States

#46 Oct 28, 2015

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