Does anyone remember Lucas Thompson?

Does anyone remember Lucas Thompson?

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Dirt McGirt

Daniels, WV

#1 Jun 28, 2011
I heard he changed his name and moved to DC?

Byron Center, MI

#2 Dec 26, 2013
No, I think you got it all wrong. He was a golf addict at North Hardin HS and ended up joining one of those low-level golf tours that travels around the US. Heard he wasn't doing so hot and 86'ed himself after a bad round on the Hooters Tour. Plus, he always said how his Mom always told him he was a Sheep, so he didn't have such a good life. If I remember, he was an introvert as well.
Surgical Chick

Byron Center, MI

#3 Apr 11, 2014
9-Uhrn, you have it wrong. My boyfriend went to high school with 'ole "Luke" and told me the story about him one time. So he threw up in the lunchroom one day and everyone picked on him. He was a loner, so he became depressed, decided he needed some "reflective time" out in nature, and went fishing at some lake in or near Ft. Knox (I think it was called Sanders Lake, Douglas Spring Lake, or something like that). Anyway, he was up on the dam and this curly-wooled sheep that is known to live out at the lake headbutted him into the water. He got sucked into the spillway tower and was never seen again.

Plus, I hear he was a pretty awful golfer and couldn't find a girlfriend to save his life ...

Richmond, KY

#4 Apr 12, 2014
I remember. He did play golf. And he was brilliant. But no one would realize until later. Changed his name and is either an orthododontist or ortho/surgeon today. Makes more money than you radcliffians combined. Sucked into a spill can't be serious.

Richmond, KY

#5 Apr 12, 2014
He changed his name to pierre or something. But yeah. He is still here. Alive and well.

Richmond, KY

#6 Apr 12, 2014
And orthodontists...make lots of money. So I wouldn't speak of sheep headbutting him again.

Byron Center, MI

#7 Apr 29, 2014
I heard his momma got mad cause he wanted to run off and join the Army after going to tooth school. She didn't wanna lose her precious only child, so she went on e-bay, bought an old iron lung machine, shipped it out here from some Mormon warehouse in Utah, and stuck him in it so he couldn't run away. It's too bad that she did that too him. I need to get some teeth pulled. That's what happens when you have too much chewin' tabacker and drink too much Mountain Dew.
Real Facts

Washington, DC

#8 Feb 28, 2015
He's dead. Committed suicide last year because he felt like people had "picked on" him throughout his life.

Washington, DC

#9 Nov 5, 2015
He is doing extremely well in Washington, DC and has a good social life. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. He is a high quality Dentist!!!!
big owl

Newark, NJ

#10 Dec 4, 2015
I heard he had a "special operation" that turned him into a curl sheep.
uncle ted

Union, NJ

#11 Dec 4, 2015
big owl wrote:
I heard he had a "special operation" that turned him into a curl sheep.
I was sure he moved to Florida. He wanted to play golf and wear jorts year round.

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