Halloween will stink
Count Frankenstein

Leominster, MA

#1 Oct 4, 2013
Every year it seems some of the tricker treaters get older and older. Every year my wife loves it and asks "What are you supposed to be?". But I have a bad feeling two adult men will show up and say "I'm the Mayor and this is my assistant The Great Gomez! Now give us some free candy!'.
Count Frankenstein

Leominster, MA

#2 Oct 4, 2013
My wife will ask "The great Gomez huh, that's cute what does he do?'. The response will be "He's a magician, he will make part of your paycheck disappear so that we can buy more candy with our food stamps!'.
Joe L Kaddie

Fitchburg, MA

#3 Oct 4, 2013
Everything will be much different when I become da Mayor.

Maynard, MA

#4 Oct 4, 2013
Joe L Kaddie wrote:
Everything will be much different when I become da Mayor.
yes ,you will be hanging around with the old men at cogsshell park. Fudge packing sex

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