The Dirty Pancake
Posted in the Fitchburg Forum
#1 Sep 18, 2013
Hi all. I'm thinking about opening a restaurant where you can assault an off duty cop you have been stalking right in the parking lot and get dropped like a bad egg. Any menu ideas?
#2 Sep 19, 2013
Yes! The Stamos dog. When you order it, they don't bring it to you, and then give a cheap-azz excuse why they didn't. Teach the wait-staff to say, "You LIED to me!!!" You really wanted a hamburger, not a hot dog !!! I know!" Any menu item will do.
Also, make sure all your dishes are slathered in huge gobs of republican gobbledegook so nobody can see what's really on the plate.
#3 Sep 19, 2013
You sound gay.
#4 Sep 19, 2013
Oh boy, another opportunity to post 50 more of your half-wit comments!
#5 Sep 19, 2013
call my daddy he makes business plans he learned it in the prison
#6 Sep 19, 2013
How about the JTN weiner
#7 Sep 21, 2013
You could have the "Just Facts 10% er club sandwich" too. It would come after the 'Stamos Dog" on the menu. It would have the longest list of ingredients. You know, healthy this, and wholesome that. But in fact it would just be a burrito stuffed with bullshit and a bad attitude on the side.
Top that plate with 2 ladles of republican gobbledegook and voila.
#8 Oct 4, 2013
How about the robin redbud fruit juice,with the Jtn NLT,or should I say bglth
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