Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

[Lou Stewls]

New pick up line at gay bar--May I push in your stool

[Class Act]

Lou Stewls wrote:

New pick up line at gay bar--May I push in your stool

Yeah, with your tongue !!! bon appetite

[Class Act]

Saluki Rod wrote:

Last night I learned not to trust a fart after eating falafel...

You want a real hearty tank of toots... eat a keilbasa and sauerkrat hoagie, and wash it down with a 12oz. glass of whole milk... you'll blow holes in your walls !!!

[Bass Ackwards]

I have a mild form of dyslexia so occasionally I'll ask somebody if they detraf. Usually my words are KO.

[Mommy and Dave]

Saluki Rod wrote:

Last night I learned not to trust a fart after eating falafel...

Oh dear! Sounds like a shart. How r u today Rod?

[Mommy and Dave]

Class Act wrote:

<quoted text>You want a real hearty tank of toots... eat a keilbasa and sauerkrat hoagie, and wash it down with a 12oz. glass of whole milk... you'll blow holes in your walls !!!

no wash it down with beer......
beer is a better gas producer.

[SendBackTheTacos]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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no wash it down with beer......
beer is a better gas producer.

Ohh Mommy, not if you're lactose intolerant... like omg... you can steam the eyeballs out of someone with one of those toots !!!

[Big Guy]

I injoy laying a cloud in the K MART isles then take off fast.

[B Hynd]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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no wash it down with beer......
beer is a better gas producer.

It's a wonderful feeling having your guts rumbling around and howling in preparation of serious fart production.
It's similar to a factory production line.

[Grampy]

The kid was just singing a praise of Obama.

[Mommy and Dave]

B Hynd wrote:

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It's a wonderful feeling having your guts rumbling around and howling in preparation of serious fart production.
It's similar to a factory production line.

Some times a fart feels better than anything else.

[Turd Fergusen]

I use to walk down the supermarket Isle and break wind extremely loud and then yell out my wifes name and say honey, how could you, geeez.

[Big Guy]

Turd Fergusen wrote:

I use to walk down the supermarket Isle and break wind extremely loud and then yell out my wifes name and say honey, how could you, geeez.

It don't get no better than that.

[Mr Tagert]

Big Guy wrote:

I injoy laying a cloud in the K MART isles then take off fast.

A crop duster!

[Mr Tagert]

Turd Fergusen wrote:

I use to walk down the supermarket Isle and break wind extremely loud and then yell out my wifes name and say honey, how could you, geeez.

How much is your monthly alimony?

[B Hynd]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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Some times a fart feels better than anything else.

That's a statement that's been said countless times going back to the Neanderthal people when they said, " It's so easy, a caveman can do it. "

[HiHoHitler]

Grampy wrote:

The kid was just singing a praise of Obama.

when Obama farts it bleaches his boxers

[Ramblin Rectum]

Caveman farts stunk up the house

[B Hynd]

Ramblin Rectum wrote:

Caveman farts stunk up the house

Unfortunately, Neanderthal people didn't have the use of high technology or teleprompters.

http://www.gothicaldea.com/ENTER/GEEKSCORNER/...

[Saluki Rod]

Mommy and Dave wrote:

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Oh dear! Sounds like a shart. How r u today Rod?

It was a close encounter of the shart kind...now I have to go build a mountain in my living room out of White Castles.