Bird-watchers buzzing over Brown Booby

There are 2 comments on the Oct 10, 2013, WIVB story titled Bird-watchers buzzing over Brown Booby. In it, WIVB reports that:

Birders flocked to the city's Lake Erie and Niagara River waterfronts this week to get a glimpse of the gull-like tropical diving bird normally found along the coasts of Central America.

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GUMPnf

North Tonawanda, NY

#1 Oct 10, 2013
I saw a couple of brown boobies at my friends house on Klas Ave in West Seneca.

It seems his full-figured (read: obese beast) wife was sunbathing, nekkid from the waist up, on a urine stained chaise lounge.

Struggling to get to a standing position, she wiggled and writhed until she was upright on her porcine feet.
As her misshapen knockers swung to and fro, I noticed her golden suntan lessened the visibilty of those nasty hairy moles covering her huge gelatinous mamms.

I could not restrain myself. My bony fingers unzipped the fly on my searsucker trousers and sought out my discolored pecker. I coaxed that pencil-thin unit and was rewarded with just a few drops of bloody discharge.

The large woman noticed my initial excitement and pranced about on her oil-stained blacktop driveway.
Little did I realize that the fat lady's homely husband was watching our encounter from beneath a rag-tag camper parked in the back yard.

He crawled from under his vantage point, twisted the fat lady's nips a time or two and laughed heartily. Into the camper the jovial gent went only to appear a moment later with a handle jug of Kessler and a box of Natty Light.

It goes without saying, a fine time was had by all.
Chris Thompson

Penfield, NY

#2 Mar 3, 2014
Chris Thompson screaming on 38th Fifth st. I love Allah! Fairport FPD take home away.

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