Bird-watchers buzzing over Brown Booby
Birders flocked to the city's Lake Erie and Niagara River waterfronts this week to get a glimpse of the gull-like tropical diving bird normally found along the coasts of Central America.
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#1 Oct 10, 2013
I saw a couple of brown boobies at my friends house on Klas Ave in West Seneca.
It seems his full-figured (read: obese beast) wife was sunbathing, nekkid from the waist up, on a urine stained chaise lounge.
Struggling to get to a standing position, she wiggled and writhed until she was upright on her porcine feet.
As her misshapen knockers swung to and fro, I noticed her golden suntan lessened the visibilty of those nasty hairy moles covering her huge gelatinous mamms.
I could not restrain myself. My bony fingers unzipped the fly on my searsucker trousers and sought out my discolored pecker. I coaxed that pencil-thin unit and was rewarded with just a few drops of bloody discharge.
The large woman noticed my initial excitement and pranced about on her oil-stained blacktop driveway.
Little did I realize that the fat lady's homely husband was watching our encounter from beneath a rag-tag camper parked in the back yard.
He crawled from under his vantage point, twisted the fat lady's nips a time or two and laughed heartily. Into the camper the jovial gent went only to appear a moment later with a handle jug of Kessler and a box of Natty Light.
It goes without saying, a fine time was had by all.
#2 Mar 3, 2014
Chris Thompson screaming on 38th Fifth st. I love Allah! Fairport FPD take home away.
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