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ava
#1 Jul 19, 2012
anyone have any
hey

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#2 Jul 19, 2012
ava wrote:
anyone have any
What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
hey

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#3 Jul 19, 2012
ava wrote:
anyone have any
An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dil&0 can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dil&0 buy the next round of drinks!"
hatfield
#4 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
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What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
lmfao i love it
hatfield
#5 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
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An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dil&0 can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dil&0 buy the next round of drinks!"
got anymore for me
hatfield
#6 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text> got anymore for me
whats your name
hey

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#7 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>whats your name
Ha, funny.. You can't have my name babe.. Not on here!
hatfield
#8 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
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Ha, funny.. You can't have my name babe.. Not on here!
why not? do you want to add me to your messenger its [email protected] we can talk and stuff cause i want to know your name

“Seriously guys...”

Since: May 12

Regina

#9 Jul 19, 2012
What's the difference between a peeler bar and a daredevil thrill show?

One of them is a cunning array of stunts.
hey

United States

#10 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>why not? do you want to add me to your messenger its [email protected] we can talk and stuff cause i want to know your name
I know u do, lol.. I can't.. I'm a funny guy that don't need my rep blown up! I'll tell u all the jokes u want
hatfield
#11 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
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I know u do, lol.. I can't.. I'm a funny guy that don't need my rep blown up! I'll tell u all the jokes u want
i just wanted a friend i wasnt trying to get into ur pantslol u silly boy
hatfield
#12 Jul 19, 2012
Whisgean Zoda wrote:
What's the difference between a peeler bar and a daredevil thrill show?
One of them is a cunning array of stunts.
i dont get it
ladybug

Haslet, TX

#13 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
<quoted text>An obnoxious drunk in a bar keeps hitting on an a lesbian waiting for her date. The drunk just won't take no for an answer.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep with you if you can name one thing a man can do for me that my dil&0 can't!" the lesbian smirks.
The obnoxious drunk thinks for a moment. "Okay, let's see your dil&0 buy the next round of drinks!"
When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells good!
hey

United States

#14 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>i just wanted a friend i wasnt trying to get into ur pantslol u silly boy
Ha ha, I might like that too much! Lol
hatfield
#15 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
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Ha ha, I might like that too much! Lol
whatever unless u like fat girls cause thats what iam but seriously i would like to get to know u better
hey

United States

#16 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>whatever unless u like fat girls cause thats what iam but seriously i would like to get to know u better
Huh, well I'd like to see
hatfield
#17 Jul 19, 2012
hey wrote:
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Huh, well I'd like to see
im on face book im ava cook the pic on face book is of me and my baby daughter
hatfield
#18 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>im on face book im ava cook the pic on face book is of me and my baby daughter
tell me some more jokes
hey

United States

#19 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>tell me some more jokes
Ok
hatfield
#20 Jul 19, 2012
hatfield wrote:
<quoted text>i just wanted a friend i wasnt trying to get into ur pantslol u silly boy
like i said i just wanted to make friends i wasnt hitting onyou

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