Bride takes tumble as she tries to take the plunge
Despite bruises and a broken elbow, the Michigan bride said 'I do' to the man she fell head over heels for.
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#1 Sep 24, 2013
This is what old people look forward to-bowel movements and falling down.
The nagging question is: Will this marriage ever be consummated?
#2 Sep 28, 2013
While she's already on the ground, he should get between the Y and the the consummating bongo.
#3 Oct 2, 2013
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
The 80-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
The 85-year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
Then the 90-year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m.
#4 Oct 16, 2013
#5 Oct 16, 2013
"KILROY WAS HERE"
The writing was on the wall.
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