ya momma

United States

#63 Feb 17, 2013
Anon wrote:
They had me on JAMS for 2 years. I have been clean and sober for over 2 years, and I really have JAMS to thank for it.
I treated the JAMS employees with respect, and I was given respect in return.
Everyone who says it's a scam or a money making machine-- you're probably still smoking or drinking. For those of us who actually took probation and sentencing to heart-- JAMS helped me stay clean and sober.
You put yourself in the position.
You are the reason you're there.
Change your attitude
Shut up clearly u work for somebody

Sterling Heights, MI

#64 Feb 18, 2013
jams suxx wrote:
I took 4 hits of dro. 17 days later I dropped...will I pass? anyone know the jams cutoff is it 50 or 20???
30 days to get clean! Dont take any audultrants either.

Sterling Heights, MI

#65 Feb 18, 2013
ya momma wrote:
<quoted text>
Shut up clearly u work for somebody
Show some respect. Clearly you work for somebody...JAMS
jams suxx

White Lake, MI

#66 Feb 19, 2013
I passed a test at home with a 50nl cutoff just wondering if jams is 50nl or 20nl

New Hudson, MI

#67 Mar 1, 2013
Novi, anyone ever test dirty in Novi? did they call you are did you not know until your monthly meeting with your PO?

White Lake, MI

#68 Mar 2, 2013
kott wrote:
Novi, anyone ever test dirty in Novi? did they call you are did you not know until your monthly meeting with your PO?
You will get.a violation in the mail or your p.o. will tell you when you report.

Southfield, MI

#69 Mar 5, 2013
At anom I go with a positive attitude but the staff at Madison heights jams location are a bunch of losers. They want to judge me bitch u get paid nothing to touch piss all day...I want to vomit when I see them holdi g the containers....they wear one glove n never wash there hands....there filthy I can't wait to get off this bs!!!!

New Hudson, MI

#70 Mar 5, 2013
purple wrote:
<quoted text>
You will get.a violation in the mail or your p.o. will tell you when you report.
so you could have dropped dirty and you might not know until you go and see them?

United States

#71 Mar 5, 2013
Do you always have to test at jams or can you go somewhere else and test but show your PO or the courts prove you went to test but somewhere else?

Washington, MI

#72 Mar 10, 2013
im 5ft 3inches tall, i weigh 112 pounds. i had consumed three shots of vodka about 35 hours ago. i do pee alot. will i pass an etg test after 35 hours of consumption if im really skinny and pee alot?

Berea, OH

#73 Mar 13, 2013
can anyone tell me how often the color rose is called?

Auburn Hills, MI

#74 Mar 13, 2013
stay clean! best and only way out of the system!also take the time to write down the colors called each day, a real pain, but they read off a list and don't always read all the colors! have been burned twice now on that and very difficult to prove their mistakes...good luck

Fenton, MI

#75 Mar 30, 2013
i'm blue. I was told that after your first drop they only drug test you from then on. They don't do the etg - you might blow but that just shows if alcohol is in your system. My friend was also on blue a few years ago and drank the entire time. He said that they are basically only testing for alcohol currently in the system and for drugs. IS this true?

Fenton, MI

#76 Mar 30, 2013
also I'd like to add that I think it's bullshit that they don't even give you a list of other things that could test positive for alcohol - from what I've read it's things like vanilla, mouthwash, some toothpastes, grape juice, pam non stick spray, perfume, lysol, some gums, ketchup, sugar alcohols, alcohol swabs, hand sanitizer, etc. I think that is sooooo wrong. If I worked there I would make a list so that people are blowing alcohol or having alcohol show up when they have not even drank anything.!!!!

Fenton, MI

#77 Mar 30, 2013
Bopper wrote:
O and btw i only have pbt not etg. Jus wondering if they will drug test me even tho i got alcohol only testing
how do you know that you only pbt and etg?

New Baltimore, MI

#78 Mar 31, 2013
holy shit, second day in the building and I already feel so oppressed, how can this shit even be legal? It's literally cruel and unusual punishment thinly disguised as a rehab program. I was ordered as part of my arraignment to start JAMS within 3 days, so the next day I went in but could not pee but they filled out my paperwork and said come back tomorrow for a free test. Came in yesterday and they were closed, so I went in today, waited an hour, almost couldn't pee with some creep staring at my junk, and they told me I technically missed a redrop, even though I had until today to start the program. Such a load of shit. Plus I had to pay the 9 bucks.

Fenton, MI

#81 Apr 15, 2013
Hi i was just curious if I'm blue (random drug & alcohol pee testing once a week) than am I good for the week? Could they call me again this week and be testing twice this week? I am asking because I don't know if I still need to call every day of this week if they already called me for the week.


Evansville, IN

#83 Apr 20, 2013
How long does it take to no if you failed your jams test?

Evansville, IN

#84 Apr 20, 2013
purple wrote:
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You will get.a violation in the mail or your p.o. will tell you when you report.

How long until you get the violation in the mail one or two weeks?
thinning patience

New York, NY

#85 Apr 21, 2013
I recorded the message that didn't have my color called, and took a screen shot of the website with my color on it for the same day. If I wouldn't have checked the website, and just call the hotline I would have missed a test. That is unacceptable. Not sure what I can do about this problem, taking it to my lawyer Monday. Just make sure to check both the website and phone line people, this system is set up to fail. Fyi sometimes the new message from the woman's voice isn't available untill 4:35 so if you call at 4:34 you will have the colors for the day before which can mess you up.

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