Walled Lake Police layoffs
Jeff Gordon

Kansas City, MO

#2 Jun 6, 2013
Sounds like one too many traffic tickets for yours truly.

PS. I echo your sentiment completely.
Jeff Gordon

Kansas City, MO

#4 Jun 6, 2013
My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged with being good in bed..."

After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
CARL

United States

#6 Jun 20, 2013
Hope these bums get laid off
Jeff

Kansas City, MO

#7 Jun 20, 2013
A police officer is parked outside a bar one night when he sees a drunk man stumble out the door. The man staggers through the parking lot and falls down. He tries his keys in five different cars before getting in and driving off. The cop immediately pulls him over and makes the man take a breathalyser test. The man blows a 0.0.

"This thing must be broken," the cop says.

The man responds, "Nope, tonight I'm the designated decoy!"
Jerry

Commerce Township, MI

#8 Jun 29, 2013
Hey Carl, the day you get hurt don't call the police. I will say a prayer for you.

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