Possessed Cheetos Chainsaw Attack!

Possessed Cheetos Chainsaw Attack!

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auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#1 Mar 16, 2013
"It was horrible", said uunderpaid beautician "Gina", a gum snapping employee of ?inimum Wage Haircuts".
"She just walked in with a running chainsaw, and started cutting the elbows off of all the male customers in chairs! I just don't undderstand it. They were great tippers, too, not like those smelly flannel shirt wearing yahoos from south of I-90".
Posssessed Cheetos was taken down by a swat team wearing kevlar sleeves. She is being held without bail at American Family Association Headdquarters in Erie.
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#2 Mar 16, 2013
Misogynist. I'm so shook up I can't spell!
cheetos

United States

#3 Mar 16, 2013
This would have been resolved if Gina would have straightened my beehive hairdooo more to the left. For Gods sake, Gina wanted to give me a Citi butch cut :o
Great

Cleveland, OH

#4 Mar 16, 2013
auntie mysogonist wrote:
"It was horrible", said uunderpaid beautician "Gina", a gum snapping employee of ?inimum Wage Haircuts".
"She just walked in with a running chainsaw, and started cutting the elbows off of all the male customers in chairs! I just don't undderstand it. They were great tippers, too, not like those smelly flannel shirt wearing yahoos from south of I-90".
Posssessed Cheetos was taken down by a swat team wearing kevlar sleeves. She is being held without bail at American Family Association Headdquarters in Erie.
You have a great imagination and excellent sense of humor. Congrats on the funniest post I have seen yet!!
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#5 Mar 16, 2013
Great wrote:
<quoted text>
You have a great imagination and excellent sense of humor. Congrats on the funniest post I have seen yet!!
thanks. Sadly it is based in reality. We once had a poster who felt only men should be allowed to cut mens hair.
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#6 Mar 16, 2013
cheetos wrote:
This would have been resolved if Gina would have straightened my beehive hairdooo more to the left. For Gods sake, Gina wanted to give me a Citi butch cut :o
you saw the post I'm referring to, apparently.

Q. Why do lesbians. Shop at Gander Mountain?
A. Because they hate Dicks!
cheetos

United States

#7 Mar 16, 2013
Dem basturds took my flannel shirt and my strings to my bouts'. I need a benefit dinner to raise money for my kidz
Great

Cleveland, OH

#8 Mar 16, 2013
A misogynist is one who hates women/girls. Maybe you and Gina should be termed as misandriotic vivisectionists.

Misandry is the female hate of men/boys. Regardless Auntie, you have hit a home run with this one.
yawn

Erie, PA

#9 Mar 16, 2013
a grown man that can't even put a roof over his head
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#10 Mar 16, 2013
Yawn - a bulldagger whose life is bitching on topix
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#11 Mar 16, 2013
cheetos wrote:
Dem basturds took my flannel shirt and my strings to my bouts'. I need a benefit dinner to raise money for my kidz
don't forget your chain wallet!:-)
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#12 Mar 16, 2013
cheetos wrote:
Dem basturds took my flannel shirt and my strings to my bouts'. I need a benefit dinner to raise money for my kidz
and your big chrome flex band mens watch!
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#13 Mar 16, 2013
And your hobnail boots!
auntie mysogonist

Newark, NJ

#14 Mar 16, 2013
And your can of Skoal for your back jeans pocket!
cheetos

United States

#15 Mar 16, 2013
auntie mysogonist wrote:
<quoted text>and your big chrome flex band mens watch!
you must be reminiscing about a past flame again
Learning French

Newark, NJ

#16 Mar 16, 2013
cheetos wrote:
<quoted text>
you must be reminiscing about a past flame again
it was a walk on thee wild side :-)
Do do do do do do.....
Lou Reed

Newark, NJ

#17 Mar 16, 2013
She made me wear sunglasses in the dark :-)

Q. How did the hipster burn his lips?
A. He drank coffee before it was cool

Q. How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard it.
cheetos

Erie, PA

#18 Mar 16, 2013
Leary wakes up after a night of heavy drinking and while taking a piss is shocked to find a red ring and and brown ring around his dick.

He immediately rushes to the ER to show a doctor. The doctor walks in and examines the rings.

Doc: "Well Tim I've got good news and bad news, which one do you want first"

Leary: "Give me the good news first doc"

Doc: "The red ring is lipstick"

Leary: "Thank god, but whats the bad news"

Doc: "The brown ring is Skoal"
cheetos

United States

#19 Mar 16, 2013
Lou Reed wrote:
She made me wear sunglasses in the dark :-.
just don't tell me she made you shave your legs too!

Doo doo doo :)
Lou Reed

Newark, NJ

#20 Mar 16, 2013
cheetos wrote:
<quoted text>
just don't tell me she made you shave your legs too!
Doo doo doo :)
she tied me to the bed and used a No - No on my entire body

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