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The "Count"

Washington, DC

#1 May 10, 2012
I've heard tales of real life vampires residing in Fairmont. Just wanting to know if anyone has any info on how true these allegations really are.
Beavis

Fairmont, WV

#2 May 10, 2012
I believe Sheriff Joe Carpenter just used that scenario to scare up some votes.
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huh

Fairmont, WV

#4 May 10, 2012
[QUOTE who="The "Count""]I've heard tales of real life vampires residing in Fairmont. Just wanting to know if anyone has any info on how true these allegations really are.[/QUOTE]
yeah me too. also ive heard santa clause and the tooth fairy reside in fairmont also. SERIOUSLY??? the only vampires you'll find are in movies and stories. if you honestly believe there are "real life vampires", you need to be asking for a psychiatrist, and nothing else. wow..........
City Guy

Fairmont, WV

#5 May 11, 2012
Do all the people on food stamps and welfare (whose only idea of a job is making more babies) count as vampires?

If so, Fairmont is infested with parasitic vampires.
dracula

Naperville, IL

#6 May 11, 2012
City Guy wrote:
Do all the people on food stamps and welfare (whose only idea of a job is making more babies) count as vampires?

If so, Fairmont is infested with parasitic vampires.
I hear that there are a few living on one of the streets off of Country Club Road.
Isabella Cullen

Fairmont, WV

#7 May 11, 2012
dracula wrote:
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I hear that there are a few living on one of the streets off of Country Club Road.
Is it my Edward? Does he sparkle?
Max

Fairmont, WV

#8 May 11, 2012
With all the people that are out of work I think making a blanket statement that everybody on food stamps and welfare is a vampire is pretty ignorant.
City Guy

Fairmont, WV

#9 May 11, 2012
Max wrote:
With all the people that are out of work I think making a blanket statement that everybody on food stamps and welfare is a vampire is pretty ignorant.
"(whose only idea of a job is making more babies)"

Try reading comprehension.
Anon

Cabin Creek, WV

#10 May 12, 2012
I thought this thread was about Bob Wise, the slumlord. My bad.
aaaaa

United States

#11 May 13, 2012
TEAM EDWARD!!!!
God

Fairmont, WV

#12 May 13, 2012
They have to make more babies because it is against God's law to use birth control or to have an abortion.

And Jesus was a socialist who believed in taking care of the poor, the sick and his fellow man in need.

Blame it on Jesus. He is love.
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Fruit Demon

Washington, DC

#14 May 14, 2012
Isabella Cullen wrote:
<quoted text>Is it my Edward? Does he sparkle?
of course.. <3
unknown

Richmond, VA

#15 May 14, 2012
Haaa...funny stuff
Pennsylvania Tom

London, KY

#16 Jul 17, 2012
More stupidity from West Virginia inbred hillbillies. Here is what you do best: www.wvgazette.com/201101151175
really

Fairmont, WV

#17 Jul 17, 2012
Pennsylvania Tom wrote:
More stupidity from West Virginia inbred hillbillies. Here is what you do best: www.wvgazette.com/201101151175
Let me see, WV. is one of the few states that's is running a surplus on funds while others are going bankrupt, if that's stupidity I will take it.
Countrygirltakes onBigCity

United States

#18 Aug 24, 2012
Thank you all for the laughs, this is so funny! LMAO
Countrygirltakes onBigCity

United States

#19 Aug 24, 2012
really wrote:
<quoted text>Let me see, WV. is one of the few states that's is running a surplus on funds while others are going bankrupt, if that's stupidity I will take it.
That's true but my friends in Fairmont didnt know the economy was bad.
Frank

Clarksburg, WV

#20 Aug 26, 2012
There was a time when I heard the same thing about fairmont. There were sightings of men with dark hair and big teeth running the streets at night in all black. Then it was later confirmed it was just the old Italian police officers that used to work here chasing women and not doing there jobs as usual.
LMAO

Jersey City, NJ

#21 Aug 28, 2012
I come to suck ya blood
vlad the redneck vampire

Morgantown, WV

#22 Oct 27, 2012
All the vampires moved To Morgantown

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