David Letterman marries longtime girlfriend, Regina Lasko; coup...

David Letterman said he and longtime girlfriend Regina Lasko had a bumpy trip to matrimony last week.

[She Is Ugly]

For a guy that makes around $20 million a year, you'd have thought he could do a lot better.

[Steve R]

How about a photo of the bride?!

[Unbelievable]

Who cars....Letterman is a moron anyway. Who would want to marry that jerk ?

[Unbelievable]

Who cares....Letterman is a moron anyway. Who would want to marry that jerk ?

[CONCERNED CITIZEN]

Congratulations Dave and Regina. One little boy (Harry) seems to be very happy about the deal. What a classic story , can any of you say you had fun, NO, you planned for more than a year, fought over who was best man or your mother in law didn't like you - so she did all she can to disrupt the ceremony and on and on - well Dave and Regina did things their way and its great. Especially since its comedian Dave Letterman. Harry will love this for many years to come.

[CONCERNED CITIZEN]

Unbelievable wrote:

Who cares....Letterman is a moron anyway. Who would want to marry that jerk ?

Thank God it wasn't you.

[Tommy]

Dave, ten ways to spot the bride at an Italeann wedding:

10) braided armpits

9) one eyebrow

8) no mustache (wedding day only)

7) garlic BO

6) her brothers in their bakers whites

5) Travis turned down RSVP a month ago

4) Travis' friend has a headache

3) Travis' owner busy countersuing

2) guests see chicken blood containers

1) bride has long nose, droopy eyes and dark kinky hair.

[Tommy]

Sparky wrote:

Tom-sKKKi, Tom-sKKKi, Tom-sKKKi, Top 10 Reasons Why Your Bride Married a Pollack:
10. She met you at the family reunion.
9. She was attracted to you because you were first cousins.
8. You welcomed the fact that your aunt would also be your mother-in-law.
7. She liked that your children would be your second cousins.
6. You both agreed on the color of the bowling shirts for the bridal party.
5. She liked your idea of having the reception at the Belvedere Spa.
4. The Warsaw ghetto was a much better honeymoon site than the city of New Britain.
3. The hot dogs at Capitol Lunch were bigger than the hot dog she tasted on the wedding night.
2. Your pharmacist brother supplied unlimited birth control pills, though every time she used one, it always fell out.
1. It was OK by you that your bride had more facial hair than Travis the Chimp.

I'd a been your father if that German Sheperd hadn't beaten me over the fence. You know, the one that was found sick later.

[liza]

What does she have that I don't have?(except 80 extra lbs.)

[Id kill you]

An ugly guy calling someone ugly..is quite stupid.

[ronald]

Tommy wrote:

Dave, ten ways to spot the bride at an Italeann wedding:
10) braided armpits
9) one eyebrow
8) no mustache (wedding day only)
7) garlic BO
6) her brothers in their bakers whites
5) Travis turned down RSVP a month ago
4) Travis' friend has a headache
3) Travis' owner busy countersuing
2) guests see chicken blood containers
1) bride has long nose, droopy eyes and dark kinky hair.

How to spot Tammy at a wedding:
1) 350 lb. of rolling fat.
2) 5 lbs. of blue eye shadow
3) eating from a bucket of KFC
4) wearing loads of cheap jewllery