Like preachers, some people are fairly fussy too. They want to sit in the front of the bus, the back of the Church, and the center of attention. LOL<quoted text>
That's good AW, now the preacher can't complain about dog eating a few crayons. Fussy, fussy, just can't do anything to suit some preachers anymore. Lol. A lady told our new pastor a couple of Sundays ago, to preach a successful sermon he needed a good beginning and a good ending and keep them close together.
A preacher told a replacement piano player which Hymns to play to correspond with his sermon, but when it came time to request contributions he would like the congregation to stand and dig into their wallets and she could pick the song of her choice for the offering. So when it came time for the contributions she played "The Star Spangled Banner" and that is how the replacement pianist became the regular pianist.