What is the difference between a woma...

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

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hmm

Fort Thomas, KY

#1 Mar 21, 2013
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Izzy

Covington, KY

#2 Mar 21, 2013
hmm wrote:
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
the woman makes me cream my jeans,the washing machine in returns cleans
hmm

Fort Thomas, KY

#3 Mar 21, 2013
This one wasn't women enough to do neither.
Izzy

Covington, KY

#4 Mar 21, 2013
hmm wrote:
This one wasn't women enough to do neither.
not another damn butch! Where all the bitches oh shit I'm lookin at one now I live with her!
Lina

Louisville, KY

#5 Mar 22, 2013
Heh heh heh. Good one..-.-
I've got some too.

What is the difference between a man and a pile of dog shit? Nothing. Both are useless and stink.

What do you call a man with an opinion?
Wrong.

Have a nice day.:)
Monty

Covington, KY

#6 Mar 23, 2013
Lina wrote:
Heh heh heh. Good one..-.-
I've got some too.
What is the difference between a man and a pile of dog shit? Nothing. Both are useless and stink.
What do you call a man with an opinion?
Wrong.
Have a nice day.:)
what's the difference between a woman & a hurst ?? Nothing ; they can both drive you to your grave!!
Monty

Covington, KY

#7 Mar 23, 2013
Monty wrote:
<quoted text> what's the difference between a woman & a hurst ?? Nothing ; they can both drive you to your grave!!
Amen& Amen!
Jett

Covington, KY

#8 Mar 23, 2013
Monty wrote:
<quoted text>Amen& Amen!
Preaching to the choir Bro!
Mo-Ron

La Vergne, TN

#9 Mar 23, 2013
Monty wrote:
<quoted text> what's the difference between a woman & a hurst ?? Nothing ; they can both drive you to your grave!!
I think the word you're looking for is Hearse; that is the vehicle. A Hurst is a shifter. You are automatically excused for your stupidity because you are so obviously a man and therefor at a disadvantage.
Monty

Covington, KY

#11 Mar 23, 2013
Mo-Ron wrote:
<quoted text>
I think the word you're looking for is Hearse; that is the vehicle. A Hurst is a shifter. You are automatically excused for your stupidity because you are so obviously a man and therefor at a disadvantage.
I bet u pee standing up! Want about an Oldsmobile Hurst?? I can tell ur a man hater. Do u have a flat top or Cre cut, crew cut or maybe a buzz. I gotta hell of a buzz after bout 20 silver bullets well gotta go do my last set now. Want me to sing a song for you? How bout Dude looks like a lady!
The Jerk

Covington, KY

#12 Mar 24, 2013
Monty wrote:
<quoted text>I bet u pee standing up! Want about an Oldsmobile Hurst?? I can tell ur a man hater. Do u have a flat top or Cre cut, crew cut or maybe a buzz. I gotta hell of a buzz after bout 20 silver bullets well gotta go do my last set now. Want me to sing a song for you? How bout Dude looks like a lady!
it pees on walls & eats Bon bons it's a heshe
Mo-Ron

Antioch, TN

#13 Mar 24, 2013
Monty wrote:
<quoted text>I bet u pee standing up! Want about an Oldsmobile Hurst?? I can tell ur a man hater. Do u have a flat top or Cre cut, crew cut or maybe a buzz. I gotta hell of a buzz after bout 20 silver bullets well gotta go do my last set now. Want me to sing a song for you? How bout Dude looks like a lady!
Nope, sorry, all lady here. Just ask my big handsome husband who doesn't have to belittle women to feel secure in his masculinity. I also definitely do not have a flat top I happen to have long blonde, very feminine, hair. I am not a man hater, nor do I really hate anyone. I simply become frustrated with idiots. Lastly, the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was written about a drag queen, i.e man dressed as a woman, doesn't really fit the scenario.
The Jerk

Covington, KY

#14 Mar 24, 2013
Mo-Ron wrote:
<quoted text>
Nope, sorry, all lady here. Just ask my big handsome husband who doesn't have to belittle women to feel secure in his masculinity. I also definitely do not have a flat top I happen to have long blonde, very feminine, hair. I am not a man hater, nor do I really hate anyone. I simply become frustrated with idiots. Lastly, the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was written about a drag queen, i.e man dressed as a woman, doesn't really fit the scenario.
is that long flowing hair ur bush between ur legs Dude? Is ur handsome husband named Rosie or Ellen??
Oh_my 😗

Newport, KY

#15 Mar 24, 2013
The Jerk wrote:
<quoted text>is that long flowing hair ur bush between ur legs Dude? Is ur handsome husband named Rosie or Ellen??
Don't bring Ellen into this. I'm not even gay and I find her attractive. Lol. I hate when women get butt hurt over woman jokes.
The Jerk

Covington, KY

#16 Mar 24, 2013
[QUOTE who="Oh_my 😗"]<quoted text>
Don't bring Ellen into this. I'm not even gay and I find her attractive. Lol. I hate when women get butt hurt over woman jokes.[/QUOTE] ok sweetie I love Ellen too. I wouldn't butt her! But I'd love to spend the nite with her! Like to see her with some slutty make up & a garter belt and black stockings on
Oh_my 😗

Newport, KY

#17 Mar 24, 2013
The Jerk wrote:
[QUOTE who="Oh_my 😗"]<quoted text>
Don't bring Ellen into this. I'm not even gay and I find her attractive. Lol. I hate when women get butt hurt over woman jokes. "

ok sweetie I love Ellen too. I wouldn't butt her! But I'd love to spend the nite with her! Like to see her with some slutty make up & a garter belt and black stockings on
Lol. Her and her wife!
Mo-Ron

United States

#18 Mar 24, 2013
The Jerk wrote:
<quoted text>is that long flowing hair ur bush between ur legs Dude? Is ur handsome husband named Rosie or Ellen??
Oh, is the jerk feeling a little insecure. By the vulgarity of your language I would say you are probably in your 1979 fleet wood mobile home, tossing back Pabst, watching your saggy diaper wearing little ones crawl across your filthy floor while your "Dude Looks Like A Lady" wife screams obscenities reminding you what a loser you are. All the while you know you will never see a moments peace until you take that long ride in a "hurst" lol. Oh well. I'm finished slumming. Have a good life loser, I am soooo much better than your under educated nonsense.
The Jerk

Covington, KY

#19 Mar 24, 2013
Mo-Ron wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh, is the jerk feeling a little insecure. By the vulgarity of your language I would say you are probably in your 1979 fleet wood mobile home, tossing back Pabst, watching your saggy diaper wearing little ones crawl across your filthy floor while your "Dude Looks Like A Lady" wife screams obscenities reminding you what a loser you are. All the while you know you will never see a moments peace until you take that long ride in a "hurst" lol. Oh well. I'm finished slumming. Have a good life loser, I am soooo much better than your under educated nonsense.
oh really Butch that's why your on the forum too!! Go lick a jar get a bush hog & shave ur legs & pits and get a flame thrower for that snatch box!!!

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