the local food bank is survival training?<quoted text>
More predictions from Nostrodumbass? I am as worried as your zero percent hit rate allows me to be. As far as being food for the animals, my extensive wilderness survival training turns even the simplest of your predictions into another laughable notion. It's nice to know that you have your doomsday Bible bunker stocked with fresh toddlers, but back in the real world, you are just a Federal GPS located button press away from a drone strike to Jesus.
"Come get you some dirtbag" is funny because there's no comma in your sentence, making you the dirtbag. Bet you say that to all your "customers". Ahhhh ha ha ha ha! Dance you stammering clown of a dwarf. Dance for the amusement of the forum.
you went on a girl scout camping trip once?