Police: Drunken Pa. man drove tractor...

Police: Drunken Pa. man drove tractor on beer run

There are 9 comments on the El Paso Times story from Nov 14, 2009, titled Police: Drunken Pa. man drove tractor on beer run. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

Pennsylvania State Police say a man was drunk when he hopped on a lawn tractor and drove it to buy more beer.

Join the discussion below, or Read more at El Paso Times.

Since: Oct 09

Paterson, NJ

#1 Nov 14, 2009
Is the police going to steal this vehicle and sell it on ebay too?

Since: Nov 09

Kota Bharu, Malaysia

#2 Nov 14, 2009
Hyrax wrote:
Is the police going to steal this vehicle and sell it on ebay too?
Yeah, it'll make good surveillance vehicle, especially if they act drunk.
Ms-E-

Mount Vernon, OH

#3 Nov 14, 2009
This could of been on True TV's "World's Dumbest".

Since: Aug 09

Schaumburg, IL

#4 Nov 14, 2009
He saves the Laz-e-Boy for when company's visitin.

Since: Nov 09

Kota Bharu, Malaysia

#5 Nov 15, 2009
I guess he figured if he didn't need a license to drive it or register it then he could do whatever the hell he wants on it.

Since: Oct 09

Paterson, NJ

#6 Nov 15, 2009
reprobate wrote:
I guess he figured if he didn't need a license to drive it or register it then he could do whatever the hell he wants on it.
The logic of a drunken man is genius!
Revisionists

Pulaski, TN

#7 Nov 15, 2009
More and more vehicles that do not legally qualify to be operated in city streets are making it onto the roadways while the cops just sit by and watch them cruise down the street.

It will all climax when one of these guys on a riding mower gets plastered by a car then it's going to be on the cops all day long.

It is a shame that has to happen to get riding mowers and other illegal vehicles off of city streets.

“Ave Satanas”

Since: Dec 06

Bratislava, Slovakia

#8 Nov 16, 2009
I once drove my riding lawnmower to get beer but it wasnt on main highways just back roads.

Since: Aug 09

Pinetops, NC

#9 Nov 16, 2009
Beer makes him gassy and he needed extra ventilation !

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Export Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
What's with Erie PA discussions in the Jeannett... (Oct '14) Nov 17 Thurlow Weed 2
woman arrested in export (Jul '15) Sep '17 Outlaw 10
Flags (Jul '11) Sep '17 Margepatz 2
Old Jeannette (Aug '06) Aug '17 Earlene Ciotti 48
Baseball Jul '17 Jake 2
News Woman wins complaint against Kmart over tax on ... (Nov '07) Jun '17 watchdog 54
Drunk suburban moms (Jan '17) Jan '17 Calling them out 1

Export Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Export Mortgages