State roundup for August 6

State roundup for August 6

There are 12 comments on the Hawaii Tribune-Herald story from Aug 6, 2012, titled State roundup for August 6. In it, Hawaii Tribune-Herald reports that:

Beginning today, about 235,000 juror questionnaires will be mailed to residents with a Hawaii driver's license and are registered to vote in the state.

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Joe Balls

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#1 Aug 9, 2012
I've been called twice and ignored it, where as my BIL was called and ended up stuck in a trial for over a year. For sure I'd vote guilty after making me sit through all that bullshyt.
Francine

Mililani, HI

#2 Aug 9, 2012
Joe Balls wrote:
I've been called twice and ignored it, where as my BIL was called and ended up stuck in a trial for over a year. For sure I'd vote guilty after making me sit through all that bullshyt.
This is bullshyt Balls. The judge you were suppose to be a juror for would issue a bench warrant instantly when they call roll just before jury selection begins. Reason we know your posting a pathelogical liar comment is they would not have sent you a notice to begin with because of your criminal record. Try look down to your pants its fire fire your BALLS are on fire LIAR.

Joe Balls

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#3 Aug 9, 2012
Francine wrote:
<quoted text>This is bullshyt Balls. The judge you were suppose to be a juror for would issue a bench warrant instantly when they call roll just before jury selection begins. Reason we know your posting a pathelogical liar comment is they would not have sent you a notice to begin with because of your criminal record. Try look down to your pants its fire fire your BALLS are on fire LIAR.
You know diddly, about squat.
Jury selection mandatory

Mililani, HI

#4 Aug 10, 2012
Joe Balls wrote:
<quoted text> You know diddly, about squat.
LIAR. You know nothing about juror selection protocol. A official letter is sent to you by mail with instructions. You are given a time and number to call with your selection number assigned to you the night before(sunday). If you are the unlucky ones you must report at 7;45am(monday) to district court on Punchbowl street. Once there you will see another estimated 150 other UPSTANDING citizens who will be escorted to the downstairs jury room to get instructions and find out which judge you are assigned to. You fill out your mileage chart to get reimburshed for travel. Once the formalities have been completed you will watch a short video on being a juror. Then you are seperated into groups assigned to judges on the court calendar and walk up or catch the elevator to your judges location. After staging on your judges floor and in the area you were told to be at you are escorted in single file into his/her court room. This is where juror selection happens and why you are there. You will find the prosecuter and defense lawyer with the accused person who is about to go on trial. When the judge enters the court he orders his clerk to make roll call. If you are missing or failed to attend he immediatly issues a BENCH WARRANT. You stated that you have ignored juror selection 2 times which means you have 2 bench warrants to answer to. I would say you are SCREWED dude. Either that or you are UNFIT( convicted CRIMINAL) as a upstanding citizen to serve as a juror and a big bullshyter like so many already believe you are Balls.
The Opinion

Waianae, HI

#5 Aug 10, 2012
Imagine sitting in a blindfolded scale-laden kangaroo court with horrid cane toads hopping all about from out of her pouch on top of a pile of rotten pineapple chunks. Hawaii.

Greep
The Opinion

Waianae, HI

#6 Aug 10, 2012
...and don't forget the pale eyeless leeches slithering about in the mess.
The Opinion

Waianae, HI

#7 Aug 10, 2012
Jury selection mandatory wrote:
<quoted text>LIAR. You know nothing about juror selection protocol. A official letter is sent to you by mail with instructions. You are given a time and number to call with your selection number assigned to you the night before(sunday). If you are the unlucky ones you must report at 7;45am(monday) to district court on Punchbowl street. Once there you will see another estimated 150 other UPSTANDING citizens who will be escorted to the downstairs jury room to get instructions and find out which judge you are assigned to. You fill out your mileage chart to get reimburshed for travel. Once the formalities have been completed you will watch a short video on being a juror. Then you are seperated into groups assigned to judges on the court calendar and walk up or catch the elevator to your judges location. After staging on your judges floor and in the area you were told to be at you are escorted in single file into his/her court room. This is where juror selection happens and why you are there. You will find the prosecuter and defense lawyer with the accused person who is about to go on trial. When the judge enters the court he orders his clerk to make roll call. If you are missing or failed to attend he immediatly issues a BENCH WARRANT. You stated that you have ignored juror selection 2 times which means you have 2 bench warrants to answer to. I would say you are SCREWED dude. Either that or you are UNFIT( convicted CRIMINAL) as a upstanding citizen to serve as a juror and a big bullshyter like so many already believe you are Balls.
You sound like an authority. Guess what.....

Joe Balls

Since: May 11

Location hidden

#8 Aug 10, 2012
Jury selection mandatory wrote:
<quoted text>LIAR. You know nothing about juror selection protocol. A official letter is sent to you by mail with instructions. You are given a time and number to call with your selection number assigned to you the night before(sunday). If you are the unlucky ones you must report at 7;45am(monday) to district court on Punchbowl street. Once there you will see another estimated 150 other UPSTANDING citizens who will be escorted to the downstairs jury room to get instructions and find out which judge you are assigned to. You fill out your mileage chart to get reimburshed for travel. Once the formalities have been completed you will watch a short video on being a juror. Then you are seperated into groups assigned to judges on the court calendar and walk up or catch the elevator to your judges location. After staging on your judges floor and in the area you were told to be at you are escorted in single file into his/her court room. This is where juror selection happens and why you are there. You will find the prosecuter and defense lawyer with the accused person who is about to go on trial. When the judge enters the court he orders his clerk to make roll call. If you are missing or failed to attend he immediatly issues a BENCH WARRANT. You stated that you have ignored juror selection 2 times which means you have 2 bench warrants to answer to. I would say you are SCREWED dude. Either that or you are UNFIT( convicted CRIMINAL) as a upstanding citizen to serve as a juror and a big bullshyter like so many already believe you are Balls.
I got as far as receiving the letters, which I read and then threw in the trash. The rest of your story is wasted because I experienced none of your fantasy and have no idea whether or not you are making it up. I have no warrants out for me so I know at least that part of your story is complete bullshyt. If I'm selected again I will do the same thing as last time.
The Opinion

Waianae, HI

#9 Aug 10, 2012
Drink a half gallon of V-8...sit in that little toad chamber...stick your finger down your throat...hold it in your mouth...and let it go as far as you can over the jury box and lay back kicking in spasms. They won't bother you again.
The Opinion

Waianae, HI

#10 Aug 10, 2012
.... "all of the excitement was too much really for anyone."
The Opinion

Honolulu, HI

#11 Aug 12, 2012
I need a root-beer enema.
Joe Balls

Ewa Beach, HI

#12 Aug 12, 2012
Infidel, I need an enema! Come over soon, ok?

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