Don't go to Hawaii

[Ex Tourist]

I hear they have a homeless and drug problem. Prostitutes are spreading their legs everywhere, criminals are allowed to roam free and the taxes are insane.

[alice]

Not only are prostitutes spreading their legs, but they are also spreading monilialisis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, and HIV.

[FU Patrol]

alice wrote:

Not only are prostitutes spreading their legs, but they are also spreading monilialisis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, and HIV.

...and hoof and mouth disease. Don't forget that one.

[Joe Balls]

Genital Warts for everyone!

[District 1]

Stay away!
Punish those ignorant, bigoted moke locals by keeping your dollars for Mexico and St. Thomas.
Punish Hawaii by staying away.
That'll show us.
Ouch.

[District 1]

alice wrote:

Not only are prostitutes spreading their legs, but they are also spreading monilialisis, chlamydia, syphilis, gonnorhea, and HIV.

Rowrrr. You had me at the legs...

[Leeward LOLO]

District 1 wrote:

Stay away!
Punish those ignorant, bigoted moke locals by keeping your dollars for Mexico and St. Thomas.
Punish Hawaii by staying away.
That'll show us.
Ouch.

I thought I heard a steel drum in Waikiki but have no been able to find it/them since. Memories of St. Thomas..........
Anybody seen them here recently?

[Crime capitol]

Hawaii is overrated, overpriced, overpopulated.

[mad hatter]

The land is pretty but the people are a different story

[Leeward LOLO]

mad hatter wrote:

The land is pretty but the people are a different story

Wanna bet??????????

Ever seen the 'Rock'???

[Dikkstrict one]

District 1 wrote:

Stay away!
Punish those ignorant, bigoted moke locals by keeping your dollars for Mexico and St. Thomas.
Punish Hawaii by staying away.
That'll show us.
Ouch.

Go tell um. Can you speak Japanese,Korean ,or Chinese? That what we want to see is comments about your unhappiness. It makes us locals happy. Who is stopping you from leaving yo mamma?

[Guru]

Leeward LOLO wrote:

<quoted text>
I thought I heard a steel drum in Waikiki but have no been able to find it/them since. Memories of St. Thomas..........
Anybody seen them here recently?

...that was paufaggy banging her empty head on the hood of the cop car.

[Jack]

Leeward LOLO wrote:

<quoted text>
I thought I heard a steel drum in Waikiki but have no been able to find it/them since. Memories of St. Thomas..........
Anybody seen them here recently?

Why you be needing some roachboy rimshots! Creme sodas are on the house.

[HapaHawaiianKid]

Yes don't come to Hawai'i. The moment you step outside of your hotel lobby you will probably get mobbed by a Filipino gang. And i don't even want to speak of what might happen if they're Samoans... Just some friendly advice from a native. (o:

[Bing Bong]

Jack wrote:

<quoted text>
Why you be needing some roachboy rimshots! Creme sodas are on the house.

If you throw in a "Big Gulp" or a protein shake lolo will take you up on it for her diet.