Tour Operator

Winthrop, MA

#1 Apr 5, 2013
If we get the casino, I'm going to get ahead of the curve and start a sightseeing tour of Everett.

I'll start by driving through Everett Square and show off the few remaining businesses that remain and the clientele in pajama bottoms scratching lottery tickets.

I'll continue up Broadway en route to our new high school but will point out that the old high school had two movies filmed there but costs our residents thousands of dollars a year to heat and maintain.

At the new high school, I'll point out the Foresteire Performance Center and explain it's named after the city's highest paid employee who twice was caught stealing and had to go before court to defend himself.

I'll drive by Woodwaste and show the quality businesses that we attract and put up with.

I'll finish the tour before heading back to casino by visiting Main Street bars in case any out of towners need some coke or pills.

Of course, there will be an interpreter on board in case any english speaking tourist want to know what business signs say.

I will say the EBT signs on every storefront mean Everett Bus Tour and we are the best in the city.
BADA

Medford, MA

#2 Apr 5, 2013
Laughing out loud ~ so true this City has gone down hill.....
Malden Resident

Malden, MA

#3 Apr 5, 2013
Yeah, well when you are done with the bus tour of Everett, you can take them on an excursion to Malden's historical landmarks like the Elmwood. Travel the long route by Broadway going onto Lynn Street so that all of the hypodermic needles can be seen leading all the way up to Linden Sq. Then hit Rte 60 and go down Salen St and point out the house where two kids were murdered and then take a left by the high school and take another left onto Eastern Ave and point out the post on the right side, which is across the street from the old Ronan's, to indicate where Corey was murdered and then make an illegal turn and keep going until you come to Main Street and point out where the skateboard shop is located on the left. Keep going. You can make a pit stop at the liquor store before turning around and heading back to Everett.
sharon

Boston, MA

#4 Apr 6, 2013
Do not forget to show them the beautiful fountain in Everett Square.

Since: Apr 08

AOL

#5 Apr 6, 2013
lol, thats awesome Tour Operator.
oh boy

Boston, MA

#6 Apr 6, 2013
love it can I come on the tour want to show all how we hire kids outside to play our sports. Football.
Rug Doctor

Everett, MA

#7 Apr 6, 2013
When you are done you can bring them th Hancock St for the hooker if their choosing.
Tour Operator

Winthrop, MA

#8 Apr 6, 2013
Good seats are still available.

Cash only please.
Lisa

Everett, MA

#9 Apr 6, 2013
Malden Resident wrote:
Yeah, well when you are done with the bus tour of Everett, you can take them on an excursion to Malden's historical landmarks like the Elmwood. Travel the long route by Broadway going onto Lynn Street so that all of the hypodermic needles can be seen leading all the way up to Linden Sq. Then hit Rte 60 and go down Salen St and point out the house where two kids were murdered and then take a left by the high school and take another left onto Eastern Ave and point out the post on the right side, which is across the street from the old Ronan's, to indicate where Corey was murdered and then make an illegal turn and keep going until you come to Main Street and point out where the skateboard shop is located on the left. Keep going. You can make a pit stop at the liquor store before turning around and heading back to Everett.
What two kids were murdered i didnt hear that one
Lisa

Everett, MA

#10 Apr 6, 2013
Rug Doctor wrote:
When you are done you can bring them th Hancock St for the hooker if their choosing.
I want to know how you know that have you been with them ????
I want a ride

Boston, MA

#11 Apr 7, 2013
Just laughed out loud !!!!!!!
Church Lady

Malden, MA

#12 Apr 7, 2013
Will we be touring any tattoo parlor's? I'm just wondering if I need to pack the holy water. God Bless!

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