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[Big Stevie]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>Not funny stew turd.

Glad you didn't enjoy it, dickey!

[some good]

stuff Big Steve ,i was thinking about Carol.wonder if she was the one that ask pastor fuzz for help?the pastor was into his sermon this young lady about 13 ask him for advice on a home issue.he said after church young lady.so when church was over ,he met her in the parking lot.they sat down in the car went discussion the problem.it was late after dark.then all a sudden a cop taps the window the pastor rolled the window down and said what can i help you with officer.the cop looked at the girl and said whats your age .she said 13.out the cat both of you .the pastor said look you don't understand i am pastor fuzz.the old cop said dam i am late again .if you that far just go on.

[haha]

some good wrote:

stuff Big Steve ,i was thinking about Carol.wonder if she was the one that ask pastor fuzz for help?the pastor was into his sermon this young lady about 13 ask him for advice on a home issue.he said after church young lady.so when church was over ,he met her in the parking lot.they sat down in the car went discussion the problem.it was late after dark.then all a sudden a cop taps the window the pastor rolled the window down and said what can i help you with officer.the cop looked at the girl and said whats your age .she said 13.out the cat both of you .the pastor said look you don't understand i am pastor fuzz.the old cop said dam i am late again .if you that far just go on.

Pastor Fuzz..lol..

[haha]

some good wrote:

stuff Big Steve ,i was thinking about Carol.wonder if she was the one that ask pastor fuzz for help?the pastor was into his sermon this young lady about 13 ask him for advice on a home issue.he said after church young lady.so when church was over ,he met her in the parking lot.they sat down in the car went discussion the problem.it was late after dark.then all a sudden a cop taps the window the pastor rolled the window down and said what can i help you with officer.the cop looked at the girl and said whats your age .she said 13.out the cat both of you .the pastor said look you don't understand i am pastor fuzz.the old cop said dam i am late again .if you that far just go on.

I don't believe tha you are "i think" on that other thread are u?Thought I would ask to make sure.

[okay]

haha wrote:

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I don't believe tha you are "i think" on that other thread are u?Thought I would ask to make sure.

Okay thanks. I just had to check. I didn't think so but I'm always
prepared to be hit by anything..

[life]

life has taught me that. If I had learned that a long time ago I might have been able to better handle things that came out of left field. instead of running scared every time someone done me bad. I don't care now. What people think, or say. I just don't take anything.

[life]

Letting people do me bad, scheme, lie on me and talk about me is what ruined my life . I still have a lot of anger there. a long time ago..

[wtf]

Big Stevie wrote:

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Glad you didn't enjoy it, dickey!

You suckey dickey.

[Big Stevie]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FROM THE GULF COAST WHEN…..

1. You have FEMA’s number on your speed dialer.

2. You have more than 300 ‘C’ and ‘D’ batteries in your kitchen drawer.

3. Your pantry contains more than 20 cans of Spaghetti O’s.

4. You are thinking of repainting your house to match the plywood covering your windows.

5. When describing your gutted house to a prospective buyer, you say it has three bedrooms, two baths and an open air feel to it.

6. Your SSN isn’t a secret, it’s written in Sharpie on your arms.

7. You are on a first-name basis with the cashier at Home Depot.

8. You are delighted to pay $3.50 for a gallon of regular unleaded.

9. The road leading to your house has been declared a No-Wake Zone.

10. You decide that your patio furniture looks better on the bottom of the pool.

11. You own more than three large coolers.

12. You can wish that other people get hit by a hurricane and not feel the least bit guilty about it.

13. You rationalize helping a friend board up by thinking It’ll only take a gallon of gas to get there and back

14. You have 2-liter coke bottles and milk jugs filled with water in your freezer.*

15. Three months ago you couldn’t hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.

16. You catch a 13-pound red fish - in your house.

17. You can recite from memory whole portions of your homeowner’s insurance policy.

18. You consider a vacation to stunning Tupelo, Mississippi.

19. At cocktail parties, women are attracted to the guy with the biggest chainsaw.

20. You have had tuna fish more than 5 days in a row.

21. There is a roll of tar paper in your garage.

22. You can rattle off the names of three or more meteorologists who work at the Weather Channel.

23. Someone comes to your door to tell you they found your roof.

24. Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

25. Your drive-thru meal consists of MRE’s and bottled water.

26. Relocating to South Dakota does not seem like such a crazy idea.

27. You spend more time on your roof then in your living room.

28. You’ve been laughed at over the phone by a roofer, fence builder or a tree worker.

29. A battery powered TV is considered a home entertainment center.

30. You don’t worry about relatives wanting to visit during the summer.

31. Your child’s first words are hunker down!

32. Having a tree in your living room does not necessarily mean it’s Christmas.

33. Toilet Paper is elevated to coin of the realm at the shelters.

34. You know the difference between the good side of a storm and the bad side.

35. Your kids start school in August and finish in July.

36. You go to work early and stay late just to enjoy the air conditioning.*

37. Your garage smells like gasoline.

38. Your more concerned about someone stealing your generator then your car.

39. You get excited when you see a Centerpoint truck in your neighborhood.

40. You get really excited when you see the cable guy.

41. You can create memorable meals with a can of SPAM and one gas burner.

42. You are prepared to wait in line at Starbucks for 2 hours to get a cup of coffee.

[Big Stevie]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>You suckey dickey.

Not me, pole smoker, you're the one who does that!

[Big Stevie]

some good wrote:

stuff Big Steve ,i was thinking about Carol.wonder if she was the one that ask pastor fuzz for help?the pastor was into his sermon this young lady about 13 ask him for advice on a home issue.he said after church young lady.so when church was over ,he met her in the parking lot.they sat down in the car went discussion the problem.it was late after dark.then all a sudden a cop taps the window the pastor rolled the window down and said what can i help you with officer.the cop looked at the girl and said whats your age .she said 13.out the cat both of you .the pastor said look you don't understand i am pastor fuzz.the old cop said dam i am late again .if you that far just go on.

Good one! Thanks for sharing, my friend, and have a great day!

[Big Stevie]

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A REDNECK IF:

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
5. Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this".
8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
9. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
10. Your junior prom had a daycare.
11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up/down, depending on how much gas is in it.
14. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
16. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
18. You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
20. Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
21. If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
22. If the biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
23. If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V.
24. If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler.
25. If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
26. If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart.
27. If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
28. If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement.
29. If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
30. If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
31. If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
32. If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
33. If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is...
34. If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.
35. If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
36. If you don't understand why the first 35 are not funny

[wtf]

Big Stevie wrote:

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Not me, pole smoker, you're the one who does that!

Wipe that turd off your chin.

[randy]

lol

[kudos]

Go Stevie.

[wtf]

kudos wrote:

Go Stevie.

...straight to hell!

[whitehair]

Dang! There were one or two I could relate to!
Thanks Stevie!

[wtf]

whitehair wrote:

Dang! There were one or two I could relate to!
Thanks Stevie!

Another prime example of Conservaturd stupidity!^^^^^

[Luisa Casata]

When I told my gyno I was having strongs cravings for sweets, he replied. "Say you were walking down the street and were suddenly very horny. Would you immediately go and have sex with the next person who walked by? No. So be as judicious with this lips" and here he pointed to my mouth-as you are with those," indicating my lady parts.

[Luisa Casata]

Big Stevie wrote:

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Glad you didn't enjoy it, dickey!

I grew up in a time and place-1960s, the South- where ladies did not talk about their vaginas. Not with their mothers, their sisters, or their best girlfriends. Not with their doctors. Not with anyone, really. We didn't look or touch.
We knew those parts were down there somewhere and assumed they were okay. That was not a good thing. We didn't have the basic information we needed to keep ourselves healthy, let alone the kind of knowledge that would help us have a happy sex life.