Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

[whitehair]

You left out the simple fact Obummer is also one!

[Whatup]

wtf wrote:

<quoted text>If you want to piss off a Conservaturd:
1.Get a good Education.
2.Be honest.
3.Don't try to control everyone else.
Those 3 kill them, they want to control everybody, keep the Population stupid, and they love Liars.

Really? We as Republicans generally believe in less government, and we believe that we as private citizens are competent enough to find our own way, financially and idealistically, we don't need to be fostered by a liberal government that believes it's their responsibility to take care of the incompetent masses. You are misinformed in my opinion.

[yep]

Wow this is an old thread!

[Whatup]

Buck Crick wrote:

<quoted text>
Lesson - don't come to Kentucky and start shit.
- Buck B. Crick

Haha, love it!

[hsjsh. a]

Nz hsjsh ajan

[johny]

Hell no your wrong

[Tim]

[QUOTE who="hsjsh. a"]Nz hsjsh ajan[/QUOTE]

Looks like it's time for a new keyboard.

[Bob]

Really

[Seattle Slew]

just an American wrote:

<quoted text>
My response:
I'm conservative,
No. 1 I sent 3 kids through college
No. 2 Eric Holder is a liar
No. 3. I don't give a crap who is having sex with who, just don't rub it in my face.

1. So did Rmoney, with stolen money.
2. So is Rmoney, Boehner, and Walker
3.Stay outta bedrooms, bub...

[69]

I am glad

[donna]

Seattle Slew wrote:

<quoted text>1. So did Rmoney, with stolen money.
2. So is Rmoney, Boehner, and Walker
3.Stay outta bedrooms, bub...

yea he did an step on lady head than shot a load down her throat

[sex]

White house is full of sex an fu... Everyone

[older guy]

who gives a rats butt

[hsjsh. a]

Sfjzux

[Big Stevie]

Twelve Reasons You Might Be A Southern Baptist

1. If you think God's presence is always strongest in the back three pews.

2. If you think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention.

3. If you think "Amazing Grace" is the National Anthem.

4. If the first complete sentence you uttered was "We've never done it this way before."

5. If you judge the quality of the sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the preacher.

6. If you ever wonder when Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong will ever be paid off.

7. If you honestly believe the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.

8. If you think worship service music has to be loud.

9. If you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice and saltine crackers.

10. If you think preachers who wear robes are in cahoots with the Communist party.

11. If you judge the quality of a service by the length of the service.

12. And finally, if you ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken, and interpret that feeling as a call to preach, you might be a Southern Baptist.

[Seattle Slew]

You see more Texan flags than American flags.
You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
You dress up to go shopping at the mall.
You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.
You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.
You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.
You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.
You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud
Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department
You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents
You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine
You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.
You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"
You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.
Your Pastor wears boots.

[Big Stevie]

Seattle Slew wrote:

You see more Texan flags than American flags.
You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free.
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots.
You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries.
You prefer Whataburger to McDonalds.
You dress up to go shopping at the mall.
You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree.
You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor.
You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken.
You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.
You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is.
You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud
Your local grocery store sells cactus in the Fresh Produce department
You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents
You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine
You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen.
You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team"
You know whether another Texan is from South, West, East, North, or Central Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans.
Your Pastor wears boots.

Thank you, and this is all quite true. See? You can be friendly, when you want to. Have a nice day, SS!

[Big Stevie]

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised that whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.

One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to Bob. "I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There is baseball in heaven."

Bob said, "That’s the best news!"

Then, Earl said it was time for the bad news....”You're pitching tomorrow night."

[wtf]

Big Stevie wrote:

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised that whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven.
One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He said to Bob. "I have good news and bad news. I'll tell you the good news first. There is baseball in heaven."
Bob said, "That’s the best news!"
Then, Earl said it was time for the bad news....”You're pitching tomorrow night."

There Stew blows again.

[what]

sex wrote:

White house is full of sex an fu... Everyone

what ?