My grandma is PREGNANT!!!!!

My grandma is PREGNANT!!!!!

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Ms Cray

Indianapolis, IN

#1 Oct 19, 2012
So I have this crazy tight relationship with my grandparents we talk everyday! So yesterday my grandma had a doctors appt, so today I called her acting like I was a nurse from her doctor's office LOL

Grandma:*Answering the phone all mean* Hello??? Hello?

Me: Hello, Mrs ___ this is Susan calling from Dr.____'s office, We have your test results back *Pauses*

Grandma: Oh ok

Me: Ma'am we were wondering if you could come in today I dont know if we got your results mixed up but something isn't right

Grandma: what you mean something aint right? whats going on? Let me get my husband to pick up the other line

Me: pauses waits for grandpa* Mr & Mrs ____ we found in our results that Mrs___ is pregnant

Grandma: what in the hell did you just say?*starts speaking in paotis*

Grandpa: pregnant?

Me:*dying trying not to laugh*

Grandma: I aint pregnant! I cant get pregnant! I havent had sex in Lord knows how long!

Me: DIES! FALLS OUT!

Grandma: who in da hell in this? playing on my damn phone!

Me: Its me grandma! Its me!*still laughing*

Grandparents: dont bring your ass over here today!*slams da phone*

ME:

15 mins later calls back grandma

Me: grandma you still mad at me?

Grandma: mad about what?

Me: falls out on floor again! I acted like your doctor's nurse and said you was pregnant!

Grandma: You better be glad I aint hitting that bottle no more or your ass would have had a broken arm! Talking about some pregnant!*grandpa in the background laughing!

I love my grandparents!

Enjoy the rest of your day! LOL
noway

Evansville, IN

#2 Oct 19, 2012
Now thats funny! Thanks for the laugh....that made my day!
Too funny

United States

#3 Oct 19, 2012
That was a good one.I'm glad your grandparents has a good sense of humor.Thanks for the laugh
uno

United States

#4 Oct 19, 2012
Ms Cray wrote:
So I have this crazy tight relationship with my grandparents we talk everyday! So yesterday my grandma had a doctors appt, so today I called her acting like I was a nurse from her doctor's office LOL

Grandma:*Answering the phone all mean* Hello??? Hello?

Me: Hello, Mrs ___ this is Susan calling from Dr.____'s office, We have your test results back *Pauses*

Grandma: Oh ok

Me: Ma'am we were wondering if you could come in today I dont know if we got your results mixed up but something isn't right

Grandma: what you mean something aint right? whats going on? Let me get my husband to pick up the other line

Me: pauses waits for grandpa* Mr & Mrs ____ we found in our results that Mrs___ is pregnant

Grandma: what in the hell did you just say?*starts speaking in paotis*

Grandpa: pregnant?

Me:*dying trying not to laugh*

Grandma: I aint pregnant! I cant get pregnant! I havent had sex in Lord knows how long!

Me: DIES! FALLS OUT!

Grandma: who in da hell in this? playing on my damn phone!

Me: Its me grandma! Its me!*still laughing*

Grandparents: dont bring your ass over here today!*slams da phone*

ME:

15 mins later calls back grandma

Me: grandma you still mad at me?

Grandma: mad about what?

Me: falls out on floor again! I acted like your doctor's nurse and said you was pregnant!

Grandma: You better be glad I aint hitting that bottle no more or your ass would have had a broken arm! Talking about some pregnant!*grandpa in the background laughing!

I love my grandparents!

Enjoy the rest of your day! LOL
STUPID. Come up with some new stuff idiot
your mother

Evansville, IN

#5 Oct 19, 2012
Lol I need a good laugh, thank you! That was pretty funny. I love old people, haha, they are so funny!
...

Newburgh, IN

#7 Oct 19, 2012
Hahahaha!!!
Jim Town

Evansville, IN

#8 Oct 19, 2012
Ms Cray wrote:
So I have this crazy tight relationship with my grandparents we talk everyday! So yesterday my grandma had a doctors appt, so today I called her acting like I was a nurse from her doctor's office LOL
Grandma:*Answering the phone all mean* Hello??? Hello?
Me: Hello, Mrs ___ this is Susan calling from Dr.____'s office, We have your test results back *Pauses*
Grandma: Oh ok
Me: Ma'am we were wondering if you could come in today I dont know if we got your results mixed up but something isn't right
Grandma: what you mean something aint right? whats going on? Let me get my husband to pick up the other line
Me: pauses waits for grandpa* Mr & Mrs ____ we found in our results that Mrs___ is pregnant
Grandma: what in the hell did you just say?*starts speaking in paotis*
Grandpa: pregnant?
Me:*dying trying not to laugh*
Grandma: I aint pregnant! I cant get pregnant! I havent had sex in Lord knows how long!
Me: DIES! FALLS OUT!
Grandma: who in da hell in this? playing on my damn phone!
Me: Its me grandma! Its me!*still laughing*
Grandparents: dont bring your ass over here today!*slams da phone*
ME:
15 mins later calls back grandma
Me: grandma you still mad at me?
Grandma: mad about what?
Me: falls out on floor again! I acted like your doctor's nurse and said you was pregnant!
Grandma: You better be glad I aint hitting that bottle no more or your ass would have had a broken arm! Talking about some pregnant!*grandpa in the background laughing!
I love my grandparents!
Enjoy the rest of your day! LOL
I thought at first you were talking about one of those 29 year old Jimtown grandma's being knocked up. It happens all the time.
YouFooledMe

Indianapolis, IN

#9 Oct 19, 2012
I was expecting to come in here and read something ratchet.

 

yes

Evansville, IN

#10 Oct 19, 2012
Thnx
Haha

Indianapolis, IN

#11 Oct 20, 2012
I thought this was gonna be some hood story where grandma is like 35 and pregnant.
2lazy4aname

Indianapolis, IN

#12 Nov 7, 2012
Wow, I thought this was for real.
Gtfu lil bitch

Chicago, IL

#13 Nov 8, 2012
Vanessa. L that was funny your gma a trip!!!! see u @ skool tonight
Nothing new

Indianapolis, IN

#14 Feb 5, 2013
I do know of a 30 year old grandmother.
jim

Campbell, TX

#15 Sep 30, 2013
Try this one grandma,daughter and granddaughter all pregnant by the same bull at the same time

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