Story of Glorified Hoodrats

Story of Glorified Hoodrats

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News101

Evansville, IN

#2 Nov 25, 2012
Glorified hoodrats typically work at average jobs that come with a few health benefits, live in average neighborhoods (most likely an apartment complex), drive an average vehicle and typically does average things in their spare time.

These are chicks who’s idea of traveling is going down to Miami or Vegas with girlfriends for the weekend; and the occasional ‘international’ trip abroad to…the Caribbean.

They walk around with a false sense of bravado and overinflated egos, quick to assume that their sexuality is their biggest asset in luring a man.

They claim to like reading books. But when you check their library, it consists of books with titles like “Shanda’s Big Payback“,“Hood Chicks 1 and 2“,“Lessons From A Super Freak“, etc. You won’t find any engaging books on politics, social affairs or historical matters. Glorified hoodrats tend to avoid books that deal with real world matters that go on outside of the confines of the typical African-American experience.

They can’t get enough of television shows like the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Basketball Wives, Mob Wives, Love and Hip Hop, and Hollywood Exes. In fact, they set their cable recorders to capture these shows and the re-runs, just in case they miss an episode.

Glorified hoodrats claim to be beyond dating losers and low caliber men; but can’t seem to avoid them all the same. It’s typical to hear one rant about how pitiful the dating choices are for the guys in their area.

They personify having delusions of granduer, thinking more highly of themselves than they ought to: something even the bible warns people against doing.(Romans 12:3)

That’s why you’ll often see groups of them out together with stank attitudes, being loud and outlandish in attempts to draw attention, and with a very stand-offish demeanor towards a quality man that would attempt to step their direction. But the man with the most false ‘thug’ swagger gets the signal for a clear approach.
These are the women you see out in the clubs, boobs popping out their tops like a freshly unwrapped can of Pillsbury biscuits, tattoo carefully placed right above the breast to draw one’s focus in that direction. But wait: follow one long enough and you’ll also see her leave the club on a Saturday night and hit the church up on Sunday morning: bible tucked under her arm and dressed like a true church missionary. No one’s the wiser that just a few hours earlier she was sprawled out missionary style on her bed, while some dude she’s known for less than month was touching her soul with his pole.
News101

Evansville, IN

#3 Nov 25, 2012
If you’re not careful, just by her looks alone, you’ll swear she’s a woman of high standards and moral character. But once you start talking to her and digging into her background, you’ll find she’s neglected her children often over the years as she’s pursued men, has a few child support cases pending, a track record of dating thugs and low-lifes, an even more disturbing habit of giving up the sex with little knowledge of the one she’s sexing; and an unhealthy appetite for dumbing down her mind with mental foolishness.

They are highly sexual creatures, using the lure of their sexual prowess and bodies to get the man they want into a relationship. In fact, this ability to draw a man’s sexual interest, even if it’s unhealthy attention, gives these women a false sense of importance and an overinflated ego. Using the reward of sex as an enticement into a relationship, they fail to realize that once the relationship has commenced, they have little more to offer a quality man that would keep him interested enough to pursue the relationship beyond just a sexual one.

And when the relationship goes to hell, as it inevitably does, she’s quick to blame the guy as the reason why things fell apart. A glorified hoodrat rarely ever does any healthy self-reflection. That’s why she usually keeps another man already waiting in the wings as backup; because she’s aware that guys never tend to last for long in her life; and the prospect of being alone for a while is not something she’s willing to tolerate.

The most telling sign of a glorified hoodrat is, they usually can’t tell that they are one! Not only that, they lack the ability to identitfy another glorified hoodrat when they see one. To them, the independent, strong, liberated woman, single mother concept is something to wear like a badge of honor. They remain blind to the dysfunction within their lives, and continue to exist in a form of self-deceit.

To make matters worse, they surround themselves with like-minded females. Then becomes true that saying of old: Birds of a feather do indeed flock together.

Fellas, do yourselves a huge favor: avoid glorified hoodrats. Avoid them at all costs. Even at cost of wetting your willy in some prime looking meat. Better to have a dry, limp frustrated willy, than a bunch of misery in your life you can’t readily get rid of. Better still: upgrade to a better, healthier-minded type of woman.

A lot of these females are the way they are because of YOU. You’re the ones out there gassing these average females up, making them feel extraordinary for doing ordinary stuff. Having a job that pays a living wage, going to college to get a skill, moving out the hood…this isn’t anything extra. This is basic stuff that goes on in America every single day! Stop putting extras on the average.

Can a hoodrat change? Of course they can. But it has to be real, genuine change. Just because someone moves out the projects or the trailer park, gets a cool job making 30K or 40K, goes to college and buys a better lace front, doesn’t mean they’ve changed mindsets. They’ve just changed zip codes.
News101

Evansville, IN

#4 Nov 25, 2012
Remember the TV show The Beverly Hill Billies? For those too young to remember, it was a television show from back in the day that depicted a clan of hill billies who struck rich suddenly, and moved from the backwoods of the country to Beverly Hills. The show was funny because they still acted like they lived out in the sticks, even when surrounded by a bunch of uppity wealthy people.

When you can transform yourself from the mindset of a hillbilly into someone who truly belongs in Beverly Hills, that’s when you’ve made a transition into an updated dimension of living.
To all my glorified hoodrats reading this, getting more and more pissed by the minute: Don’t get angry at me. Get angry at yourselves.
Stop selling yourselves short. Get out of your comfort zones. It’s time out for being satisfied with just an average job with benefits and a child support check. Stop settling for low budget dudes and STEP YOUR GAME UP!

Matter of fact, if you’re a female thats over the age of 25, and you still date men who don’t own a suit or a necktie, or men with no jobs and with suspended drivers licenses, with multiple baby mamas and arrest warrants pending…you need to be knocked upside your head! And I don’t mean literally on some Ike and Tina tip: you need to be knocked upside the head with a heavy dose of reality. That mess is corny.

Upgrade your life by upgrading your mindset. It starts by being real with yourselves. Not by putting on a false cloak of swagger and arrogance, like you really got it going on when you don’t. When you truly step your game up, you’ll find that good men have been all around you the whole time. They’ve just been waiting on women of equal quality to show up.

And if all you keep attracting are busted, broke, low caliber men, just remember: birds of a feather tend to flock together.
Staff Writer; Mack Major ||
wtf

Evansville, IN

#5 Nov 25, 2012
wow.. who knew someone could write an essay on a hoodrat?

did.not.read
Ok Boss

Evansville, IN

#6 Nov 25, 2012
OK, there was a pic of black girls in the article but they come in all colors! I follow some athletes/enterainers on Twitter and some of the women following them have these words in their bio but then tweet about clubs, drinking and sex. Their pics are at clubs doing the "pose" (hip sticking out with hand on it, duck lips or the ever popular looking over the shoulder shot) and yet they all claim to be the epitome of class and a "child of God". Hilarious!

The message to men should be if a woman is using social media to tell everyone what a good cook/mother/woman she is she is probably none of those things.
JustSayin

Evansville, IN

#7 Nov 25, 2012
Soooo...the writer is mad because a "hoodrat" thinks highly of themselves because they have a good job (e.g. working in a bank or hospital) and they pay their on bills?!? If a hoodrat can do all this, I say more power to them!

He then throws in a few stereotypes, they all have tattoos on their breast, party every Saturday night and go to church every Sunday and have multiple children by multiple baby daddies, to bolster his argument about why they should not think highly of themselves.

He goes on to bash their reading selections and their tv choices. Well at least they can read and own a television.

The only points I really agree with are any woman who posts hoochie pics on social media sights is probably not dating material and that if you are over 25 you should not be dating a man who does not own a shirt/tie and does not have a job.

Otherwise, this article is a whole lot of complaining about nothing important.
Really

United States

#8 Nov 26, 2012
So if these women work pay their own bills and kids why should you be so bothered by them? If they are dating low life scum that you wouldn't touch what's the problem? If they frequent places you would never go why does this bother you so bad? Then to go on and even complain about what she reads and watches really??? Sounds like you are a little jealous of the next person for enjoying their life...not everyone is concerned about living their lives the way society believes it should be. Perhaps your happiness depends on other peoples opinion of you but to some of us it isn't a factor at all .To each their own
M Period B

Evansville, IN

#9 Nov 26, 2012
News101 wrote:
A lot of these females are the way they are because of YOU. You’re the ones out there gassing these average females up, making them feel extraordinary for doing ordinary stuff. Having a job that pays a living wage, going to college to get a skill, moving out the hood…this isn’t anything extra. This is basic stuff that goes on in America every single day! Stop putting extras on the average.
This paragraph is LIFE. Im sick of these basics (24-30) bragging about a job, education, a car and a "house" like thats the ultimate accomplishment. And ragging on anyone else who doesnt have a car or house. You get no Scooby Snacks for doing what youre SUPPOSE to fckin do. I dislike Beyonce, Neyo Jamie Fox, Webbie and others for putting this as the standard of an "independent" woman. Now its a badge of honor and the ultimate goal to do the basics. GTFOOH out of here!!

I know plenty of "glorified" hoodrats. Twitter bitches who tweet freak ass pics and like to claim classiness, education and morals in the same breath. Then when an argument with another bitch ensues its "you bum bitch" "get a job", "where yo car at" and other remedial phrases.

Anywho in the same breath this man should not act like he's above it all. What receipts does he have to prove he is a "worthy" man and repels the bullshit? Clearly he's attracted and falls for the okey doke everytime. He pretty much blames the hoodrat for "trapping" him in a relationship with sex... Thats your dumb ass.
Yelena

Evansville, IN

#10 Dec 17, 2012
I stopped somewhere in the middle. It kind became repetitive, but there is truth in it. I also have to wonder, though, why a 'quality' man (apparently above average standards--whatever the hell that is) has to resort to internet dating?......him being this great prize and all.
Be 4 Real

Cynthiana, KY

#11 Dec 21, 2012
Although there is plenty of truth to this post. I don't understand what the big problem is about a woman being proud of the fact that she has a decent job, a car, provide for her lil ones, and move out the hood.While success should not stop there but the stereotype is that a black person period can't and won't even do that much and that goes for the white folks living in the hood too. I'm having a hard time understanding how a woman doing those things is not an accomplishment! Whose to say what the ultimate accomplishment in life really is anyway? Some would say money, cars, jobs, and houses. Others would say the best accomplishments in life are free.

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