Republicans have a very small brain and a very low IQ

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Luther

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Amazing Discovery About Republicans Brains
Scientists have located a Republican's brain that was buried for over 100 years. At first they thought that it was a wad of gum that the Man had crewed right before dying but upon further investigation they discovered that it was actually the dead mans brain and that it had shot out of his nose when he sneezed and coughed too hard.
Upon further investigating why this man's brain had shrunk over the years they discovered that it hadn't shrunk and that it was the original size that he had before dying from a massive brain loss.
Further investigations on why Republicans have small brains and less intelligence then Democrats done by Scientists tell us that Republicans are missing a portion of their brain that helps them make decisions on their own.
When Dr.Smartson was asked why Republicans brains only function by choice he said the it was because that part of the brain was missing and that they couldn't think on their own. Dr.Smartson then said that he has studied Democrats, Independents and Republicans and Republicans are the only ones that have the missing area from their brain and that they can function the same as anyone else but they are not like anyone else.
Some of the discoveries that Dr. Smartson observed were.
Republicans. 1. Need to be told what to do because they can't make up their own minds. 2. Republicans believe only what they want to believe and their brain can't process rationalization. 3. Stealing is alright as long as it is done by a Republican. 4. As a Republican gets older their brain shrinks and becomes even smaller which makes them forget about Historical facts and they process the information the way that they want it to be and that's why they confuse the truth from a lie.
Also, Historians are also reporting that the size of Ronald Reagan's Brain is the size of a quarter and he has had to several surgeries on his nose to keep his brain from falling out while he was in office.
There is a rumor going around that during the time that George W. Bush went AWOL he was hurt while flying a plane over Nam Texas and was hit in the head and he had to have a baboons brain transplanted into his cranium. That is why he is so simian like.
Saturday Morning Briefing

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A little early, I'm afraid. I'm sorry after seeing the tests for eighth graders a hundred years ago, it is apparent that the people who lived then, Tory, Whig, Republican, Democrat were better educated and possessed common sense which is a rarity today in either party. So persons bashing each other's parties are accomplishing nothing. They are mostly a bunch crooks bought and paid for by the corporate sponsors whose money they depend on to be reelected every year. When all figure the people want to know how they will be represented on the issues and less about how you "feel" about each other, the better off this nation will be. People need to pay attention or they won't have a country to call theirs!

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Saturday Morning Briefing wrote:
A little early, I'm afraid. I'm sorry after seeing the tests for eighth graders a hundred years ago, it is apparent that the people who lived then, Tory, Whig, Republican, Democrat were better educated and possessed common sense which is a rarity today in either party. So persons bashing each other's parties are accomplishing nothing. They are mostly a bunch crooks bought and paid for by the corporate sponsors whose money they depend on to be reelected every year. When all figure the people want to know how they will be represented on the issues and less about how you "feel" about each other, the better off this nation will be. People need to pay attention or they won't have a country to call theirs!
We already don't have a country to call ours.

In recent times it seems the parties just can't get along because they have gone to the extreme on both sides. They have eliminated the middle ground where they could agree and that is sad.
Introductions

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Mr. Hay, you don't have to follow LUNN around just to try to prove how big of a vocabulary you have. Even those in Saudi Arabia aren't impressed by your vocabulary.
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Aug 20, 2013
 
Introductions wrote:
Mr. Hay, you don't have to follow LUNN around just to try to prove how big of a vocabulary you have. Even those in Saudi Arabia aren't impressed by your vocabulary.
So are you saying Luther is LUNN and Saturday Morning Briefing is Mr. Hay? I think you are way off base there. You must be following LUNN as you are the one who posted after her.
You Are Funny

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Introductions wrote:
Mr. Hay, you don't have to follow LUNN around just to try to prove how big of a vocabulary you have. Even those in Saudi Arabia aren't impressed by your vocabulary.
If you think that is an example of a big vocabulary, you have some educational issues that need to be addressed! Swinging from a little behind the curve are you?

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You all can't even post anything of substance. All you do is attack everyone who posts. What sad cases you all are.

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What Luther neglected to post was that they found the remains of a Democrat, too. They can't figure out why the skull was found between the pelvic bones and not on the shoulders as expected.
Vladimir Putin

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After my disagreements with Obama, mainly over issues with turning over Snowden. I don't think much of Democrats either. Republicans also have issues, but they are predictable at least during my KGB tenure. I agree with Luther, Reagan had a very small brain.
Proud Parent

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Aug 23, 2013
 
The fact of the matter is it doesn't matter which party. They have all used their peanut sized brains to dupe us into believing the non sensical rhetoric they spew upon us daily.

In other words, they're smart enough to have created a false view that they are incapable of accomplishing anything productive and then hide behind it thus allowing them to lie around on their lazy ass and do nothing but generate more self serving benefits for themselves.

Oh yeah, and the whole time laughing their ass of at how stupid they think the American public is.

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