Bums Get Surprise of a Lifetime
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#1 Aug 21, 2010
It was so dam funny last night in the Arcata Plaza my three brows made four bean burritos with dog crap inside and we gave to the bums. They were eating them untill one puked and they were PISSED! Tonight were kinking around a new prank for the bums. Any suggestions!
#3 Aug 22, 2010
Your three brows made burritos?
I wish my forehead was that talented.
#4 Sep 5, 2012
Give them some good brew, dump some lye in it and recap it. Watch the bums start panicking when they drink them. Maybe they'll croak.
#5 Sep 19, 2012
A roomate of mine and I found a tweaker bum asleep in the stairwell at the HSU library. My friend kicked the bum in the face and a ton of blood came out of this guy's nose as he tried to get up. I spun around and kicked the bum upside the head when he started screaming for help. We just left the bum crying and laying in his urine and blood. I love H.S.U.!
#6 Sep 30, 2012
The tweakers/bums must be forcefully pressured to relocate elsewhere. It's sad that Humboldt County and Redwood Parks lost most visitors because of criminals, and meth heads, leading most to commit violent crime.
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