Caution Against Hitchhikers in Humboldt

Caution Against Hitchhikers in Humboldt

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#1 Jul 13, 2012

Yesterday I picked up a decent looking guy and a girl for a ride to Crescent City, they were around 21-25 years old. I stopped to get gas in Mckinleyville 76 when a friend came in and said the girl was going through my glove box and when I ran out the guy was trying to hotwire the ignition. They took off running without their sleeping bags and backpacks down towards the trailer park. We spent 45 minutes trying to follow their tracts but they were gone. I LEARNED DON'T PICK UP ANY HITCHHIKERS!!!!!!

United States

#2 Jul 17, 2012
I would have tortured both of them for hours in the forest, then I'd kill the male and force the girl to have sex with the corpse while I filmed it. I'd make her bite off his penis and his genetils and swallow them. Finally I screw her and with the camera running take a razor blade ad slice her stomach open while I cum.

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