Looking for Gary Goforth

Looking for Gary Goforth

Posted in the Euless Forum


Irving, TX

#1 Nov 13, 2007
Can anyone help me locate Gary Goforth who used to reside at some apartments in Euless TX on the border of Grapevine? Well I'll tell you why. Because Gary was my man of the hour and he left me high and dry. High and dry I tell you. He left me for another woman. You see Gary didn't much care for the way I didn't like to shave my legs but every 2 months. He didn't care for the way I loved to pass gas in public. Nor did he care for my fine cookin skills. He just couldn't get used to eating fried squirrels from the park. I mean look they were free and all we had to do was cook em up. No Gary left me for some fine young filly. And if I ever was to run into him again, well I'd just have to give him a big ole hug.
Myllis Harrillis

Georgia, GA

#2 Nov 15, 2007
Phyllis it's time to get over Gary. He is MY MAN now. he left you to be with me because i am hottR i am Cutest and I AM SEXY. I shave my legs for him, i shave them with the gillette electric shaver that has its very own charger. sometimes gary uses it for his face. and he LOVES my broiled salamander. he is always ALWAYS asking for that dish. he showers me with gifts like, deoderant, body spray, summers eve douches, upper lip hair remover, and listerine. he never stops with the presents. We are happy together so LEAVE HIM ALONE.

Irving, TX

#3 Nov 15, 2007
Now Myllis, you are a downright, dirty, rotten THIEF, that's what you are. For stealing my man Gary. I loved Gary, it's true, I really did. Maybe I didn't tell him often enough and maybe I didn't show him often enough but in my own ways I loved that man. I do have some regrets about hittin him with the flyswatter all the time and throwin hot lard on his back and whatnot or fillin his nose spray bottle with vinegar. but the man just sometimes got on my nerves. you understand don't ya? i mean i loved him but at the same time i hated him. can a person do both at the same time? i really wanted to control him but he would have none of that thus i was forced to start chaining him up when i left for work each day. then one day he broke free, was it you that came into my mobile home and set him free?

Irving, TX

#4 Nov 15, 2007
oh and by the way myllis iffin it was you that busted in my mobile home door, well then you owe me 42.73. and a bag of potatoes.

Irving, TX

#5 Nov 17, 2007
that was NOT me that busted down your trailer door besides, that's a shack of a trailer that you live in. when we drive by we can all the cockroaches scurrying around on the ground, and on the walls of that trashy place. My Gary has rented me a gorgeous room at the YMCA and we are cozy in there. Nothing can stop me and my Gary from reaching the top of life now. No, nothing will stop us now.
Puppy love

Charleston, SC

#6 Aug 10, 2009
Looky here you all gary has gond and left yous 4 me.

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