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Hoggy

Marion, VA

#1 Feb 9, 2013
Seems like Unicoi County has been infested with moles and weasels.
Everytime you turn around something is being said on here and it's always "Just ask so and so".
We tried this new item out and it worked,got one first try.
You pull the string on his back and he either lies or farts like the ex moron sheriff and the moles come running,it works better than the Victor rat traps baited with the finest cheese.

http://www.google.com/search...
Levi

Nebo, NC

#2 Feb 9, 2013
Hoggy wrote:
Seems like Unicoi County has been infested with moles and weasels.
Everytime you turn around something is being said on here and it's always "Just ask so and so".
We tried this new item out and it worked,got one first try.
You pull the string on his back and he either lies or farts like the ex moron sheriff and the moles come running,it works better than the Victor rat traps baited with the finest cheese.
http://www.google.com/search...
Genius HOG reserve me one
exterminator

Greenville, SC

#3 Feb 9, 2013
These will be obsolete in the coming weeks. For a mole call to work one must have moles. The moles will soon be extinct around these parts. In my opinion the best call to have would be a coward call, since we seem to have a bountiful supply on here. That's where the money is.
Hoggy

Marion, VA

#4 Feb 9, 2013
exterminator wrote:
These will be obsolete in the coming weeks. For a mole call to work one must have moles. The moles will soon be extinct around these parts. In my opinion the best call to have would be a coward call, since we seem to have a bountiful supply on here. That's where the money is.
Working on it,will post as soon as I get the prototype finished.
Hoggy

Marion, VA

#5 Feb 9, 2013
exterminator wrote:
These will be obsolete in the coming weeks. For a mole call to work one must have moles. The moles will soon be extinct around these parts. In my opinion the best call to have would be a coward call, since we seem to have a bountiful supply on here. That's where the money is.
I found the bait,have to figure out how to get this scent on a smaller scale to draw the cowards in.

http://www.google.com/search...
Hoggy

Marion, VA

#6 Feb 9, 2013
Introducing the Coward Motel,Cowards check in,but they don't check out !

http://www.google.com/search...
exterminator

Greenville, SC

#7 Feb 9, 2013
Hoggy wrote:
<quoted text>I found the bait,have to figure out how to get this scent on a smaller scale to draw the cowards in.

http://www.google.com/search...
You really don't have to put the scent on it. Just write on the call that the smell is on the inside. Remember who your dealing with, they'll believe anything you tell them. Right 5-1? Ha, ha, ha, I'll bet ole dumbass Frank will be laughing all the way to the bank.
Hoggy

Marion, VA

#8 Feb 9, 2013
exterminator wrote:
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You really don't have to put the scent on it. Just write on the call that the smell is on the inside. Remember who your dealing with, they'll believe anything you tell them. Right 5-1? Ha, ha, ha, I'll bet ole dumbass Frank will be laughing all the way to the bank.
Thanks for the input,guess I'll do a 50/50 split on the profits.I've designated a portion to help the people that have been taken by these people,but we'll split the rest.
exterminator

Greenville, SC

#9 Feb 9, 2013
Hoggy wrote:
<quoted text>Thanks for the input,guess I'll do a 50/50 split on the profits.I've designated a portion to help the people that have been taken by these people,but we'll split the rest.
We should do the right thing and donate the profits to some animal rights groups so they can help convict ole Frank of his wrong doing. Oh I forgot Frank didn't shoot the dog, just bullshit stirred up by the "Negatives". Wonder which bank Frank will use to store all that money he's gonna get. I'll bet that bunch won't be so quick to run their mouth next time. Notice I said next time.
Hoggy

Marion, VA

#10 Feb 9, 2013
exterminator wrote:
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We should do the right thing and donate the profits to some animal rights groups so they can help convict ole Frank of his wrong doing. Oh I forgot Frank didn't shoot the dog, just bullshit stirred up by the "Negatives". Wonder which bank Frank will use to store all that money he's gonna get. I'll bet that bunch won't be so quick to run their mouth next time. Notice I said next time.
He'll probably get that old bank Kent recently bought in the lawsuit and lock it up in the vault,he'll need a big vault for sure.
exterminator

Greenville, SC

#11 Feb 9, 2013
Hoggy wrote:
<quoted text>He'll probably get that old bank Kent recently bought in the lawsuit and lock it up in the vault,he'll need a big vault for sure.
Do you think he will need a security guard for the detail? If so, i know somebody that's pretty trustworthy and rough enough to handle any problems that may arise. He would get along with Frank pretty good.
Hoggy

Marion, VA

#12 Feb 9, 2013
exterminator wrote:
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Do you think he will need a security guard for the detail? If so, i know somebody that's pretty trustworthy and rough enough to handle any problems that may arise. He would get along with Frank pretty good.
He may need one,they are like sore losers in a poker game,even when you win fair and square they will sneak up from behind and try to get you.
Blondie

Greenville, SC

#13 Feb 9, 2013
Hoggy wrote:
<quoted text>He may need one,they are like sore losers in a poker game,even when you win fair and square they will sneak up from behind and try to get you.
More like pay someone to try and sneak upon you. They better hurry, their friend list is getting shorter by the day.
Roe Crow

Narberth, PA

#14 Feb 9, 2013
Blondie wrote:
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More like pay someone to try and sneak upon you. They better hurry, their friend list is getting shorter by the day.
i reckon ones already gone if hes smart...

Benny

Charlotte, NC

#15 Feb 10, 2013
Hoggy wrote:
Seems like Unicoi County has been infested with moles and weasels.
Everytime you turn around something is being said on here and it's always "Just ask so and so".
We tried this new item out and it worked,got one first try.
You pull the string on his back and he either lies or farts like the ex moron sheriff and the moles come running,it works better than the Victor rat traps baited with the finest cheese.

http://www.google.com/search...
You got a contact number where I can get one of these? I think it's a great invention.
RED

Marion, VA

#16 Feb 10, 2013
Benny wrote:
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You got a contact number where I can get one of these? I think it's a great invention.
Just leave your info at the sheriff's office and we'll get one to you.May have to find you another hunting ground though,not many moles left down there.
hot inmate

Clinton, SC

#17 Feb 11, 2013
I wanna place a special order. I want my mole call in the shape of a giant penis, with bulging veins and all. I'll be glad to pay extra.
like

Johnson City, TN

#18 Feb 11, 2013
RED wrote:
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Just leave your info at the sheriff's office and we'll get one to you.May have to find you another hunting ground though,not many moles left down there.
Give us name and address coward so we can come pick it up. So the sheriffs office is being used as a business now. This could be real interesting.
store keeper

Boiling Springs, SC

#19 Feb 11, 2013
like wrote:
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Give us name and address coward so we can come pick it up. So the sheriffs office is being used as a business now. This could be real interesting.
lol. I feel sorry for you get a life freak
RED

Marion, VA

#20 Feb 11, 2013
like wrote:
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Give us name and address coward so we can come pick it up. So the sheriffs office is being used as a business now. This could be real interesting.
Okay,they are being stored on Galax,of course you know the house,it's the one with all the guns in the windows.......Oh yeah,chickemshit!lol

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