Jerry Sandusky Jokes

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Tight End

Erie, PA

#1 Jun 18, 2012
You heard 'em here first...

" All Sandusky Jokes in one place
Penn State: the only University where you can major in minors!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an elementary school just as classes are let out for the day, when a teacher approaches him & asks, "so which child is yours?"

Sandusky replies: "I don't care, surprise me."

You may hate Jerry Sandusky, but at least he drove slowly through school zones.

On a scale of 1-10, how old is Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State?

A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Q: If an older woman chasing a younger guy is called a cougar, what do you call an older guy chasing a young boy?

A A Nittany Lion…

What do Jerry Sandusky and Carnation Evaporated Milk have in common? A: They're both white and come in little cans...

Did you know that B.Y.U. was Jerry's first choice before Penn State. He thought it was "Bring 'em Young".

I hear Sandusky had to stop going to church. The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.

Sandusky claims he's really young at heart. He says sometimes he feels like a 60 yr old stuck in a 10 yr old's body.

BREAKING NEWS:

Jerry Sandusky has attempted suicide by jumping into the sea...

The Coastguard found him bobbing up and down on a small buoy!

And saving the best for last:
Sandusky is set to remake two Schwarzenegger films into one...

It's going to be called Kindergarten Predator. "
snag

Fairview, PA

#2 Jun 18, 2012
He will meet the guys who want to help him out, like cell mates, Bend Over and Big Bubba. He has ruined kids (men now) lives and the guys at the big house will take care of him, this accused kiddie molester.
Tirak Watcher

Erie, PA

#4 Jun 18, 2012
i heard they closed Cedar Point...

they didnt want the children to go to Sandusky.
Harry Balsagna

Erie, PA

#5 Jun 19, 2012
Hey Joe Doakes, how come you are not upset by this?
Joe Doakes

Erie, PA

#6 Jun 19, 2012
Harry Balsagna wrote:
Hey Joe Doakes, how come you are not upset by this?
Well, Tacks know more, I do find it as disgusting as your origional post. It's disturbing that there are others like yourself out there that find himor in the rape of little boys. I'm sure if your child were a victim you would cease to find humor in the subjet. By the way your location gave away your name change.Think before you post.
Harry Balsagna

Erie, PA

#7 Jun 19, 2012
That was the idea dumb a55! Honestly, how do you remember to chew food?
reaper

Erie, PA

#8 Jun 19, 2012
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little boy blue
Little boy blue who?
Jerry Sandusky
TALLY

Erie, PA

#9 Jun 19, 2012
Oh My!
Mayor_Maynot

Euless, TX

#12 Jun 23, 2012
Joe Doakes wrote:
<quoted text>Well, Tacks know more, I do find it as disgusting as your origional post. It's disturbing that there are others like yourself out there that find himor in the rape of little boys. I'm sure if your child were a victim you would cease to find humor in the subjet. By the way your location gave away your name change.Think before you post.
Really if you want a more solemn thread you should have clicked on something else. Himor is what the others came for.
Joe Doakes

Erie, PA

#13 Jun 23, 2012
I came to hit on dudes.....;-)
Mayor_Maynot

Euless, TX

#14 Jun 23, 2012
Joe Doakes wrote:
I came to hit on dudes.....;-)
Right on I hit back with glock 40. A drink I'm sure you would savor. Error Message

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CRANK

Erie, PA

#15 Jun 23, 2012
Mayor_Maynot wrote:
<quoted text>
Right on I hit back with glock 40. A drink I'm sure you would savor. Error Message
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At least you admit that you ARE an error. Coffee?
CRANK

Erie, PA

#16 Jun 23, 2012
I'm Paul Jenkins.
cheetos

United States

#17 Jun 23, 2012
CRANK wrote:
I'm Paul Jenkins.
you must be Ruby Jenkins husband...ha ha :P
Observer1

Erie, PA

#18 Jun 23, 2012
CRANK wrote:
I'm Paul Jenkins.
Then you're a friend of Sandusky's.
Izzit Innkeeper

Monticello, IL

#19 Jun 25, 2012
The best joke I read got left off the above list:

Q: What do Jerry Sandusky and caviar have in common?

A: They both come on little white crackers
Jack Meoff

Naples, FL

#20 Jun 25, 2012
I guess now more candy for Jerry!!!
Kev

Saint Paul, MN

#21 Jun 25, 2012
Penn State: Safe for your daughters.
Johnny Utah

Irving, TX

#22 Jun 25, 2012
Do you know what Jerry Sandusky's favorite part of the trial was? Recess.
stupidboy

Riverdale, GA

#23 Jun 25, 2012
Sandusky applied for a coaching job at Nebraska...was told... "You made a mistake, we're the Corn-HUSKERS"
Sandusky...from Penn State to State Pen...Ha!

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