An Inside Look at Being a Border Patr...

An Inside Look at Being a Border Patrol Agent

There are 8 comments on the YourErie story from Feb 12, 2013, titled An Inside Look at Being a Border Patrol Agent. In it, YourErie reports that:

February 12th, 2013 The United States Border Patrol has a strong presence in Erie, but that wasn't always the case.

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Ben Dover

Pioneer, OH

#1 Feb 12, 2013
3 requisites;

1. Hustler magazine
2. corn huskers lotion
3. box of kleenex...

ohhhh.. and a badge
Halle

Fairview, PA

#2 Feb 12, 2013
LOL did you mean 'pre-requisites?" You're comments on any topic are so dumb its laughable. Is that the best joke you can come up with? Are you like 12 or what?! Why don't you keep your lame ass comedy routine where it belongs, in your own feeble mind!
ben dover

Pioneer, OH

#3 Feb 12, 2013
Halle wrote:
LOL did you mean 'pre-requisites?" You're comments on any topic are so dumb its laughable. Is that the best joke you can come up with? Are you like 12 or what?! Why don't you keep your lame ass comedy routine where it belongs, in your own feeble mind!
no...I meant requisites...ability to comprehend and read would be a good prerequisite for you before you are promoted to 6th grade
Halle

Erie, PA

#4 Feb 12, 2013
ben dover wrote:
<quoted text>no...I meant requisites...ability to comprehend and read would be a good prerequisite for you before you are promoted to 6th grade
Ha Ha wrong again. I am in 7th grade at Wayne Middle School.
Joe America

Meadville, PA

#5 Feb 13, 2013
Bottom line is the Border Patrol is a joke and a huge waste of our money. These guys get paid to drive around all day. Plus they spend half of their shift sleeping along the road. Thank you Washington
David Crosby

Cleveland, OH

#6 Feb 13, 2013
I was arrested at Katies Health Club for premature ejaculation. I was awaiting Raul the masseur, and all the anticipation got me going sooner than I should have. The Border Patrol picked me up as I look like a Mexican on crack.
Wile E Zygote

Warren, OH

#7 Feb 13, 2013
I snuck into the country by hitching a ride on a Border Patrol vaginal-wand.
Juan Fulano de Tal

Washington, DC

#8 Feb 14, 2013
You have NO idea. That's how I was born.

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