Springerth Vs. Beeman: Who'd win a fi...

Springerth Vs. Beeman: Who'd win a fight?

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Wondering

Harrisburg, PA

#1 Dec 30, 2012
Have you ever wondered who'd win a knock-down, drag-out fight between these two weirdos?

Both are around the same age.

Both are around the same size.

Both wear weird hats

I would love to see a boxing match between these guys. It would easily make a lot of money that could be used for a good cause.

It would probably be one of the most entertaining fight anyone had seen in ages.

Who would YOU predict as the winner? How do you think the fight would go?
cheetos

United States

#4 Dec 30, 2012
I put my money on Killer Kenny; it may be to taxing on Buzzn’ Beeman. And after Beeman loses they will have to force him out of the ring :\
Walter White

Cleveland, OH

#6 Dec 31, 2012
cheetos wrote:
I put my money on Killer Kenny; it may be to taxing on Buzzn’ Beeman. And after Beeman loses they will have to force him out of the ring :\
Add the great Joe Giles as Referee and Dr. William Garvey as Ringmaster. Actually both would probably want to be corner handlers, if you know what old Walter means.
Erie Ringer

Erie, PA

#7 Dec 31, 2012
Something tells me Beeman would be more likely to take cheap shots or fight dirty.

Either that or Ken would start trying to lecture Beeman about trains, trolleys or National Fuel Gas.

That would probably incense Beeman even more, and he's already had a pretty tough year as it is.

My money's on Beeman.
HCer

United States

#8 Dec 31, 2012
Don't judge a book by its cover. Ken wrestled in HS and is also a BB in karate. He may seem harmless, which he is unless provoked. I have seen him move around, sparring and wrestling, he is a bad ass.
skip the pee pee

Waterford, PA

#9 Dec 31, 2012
HCer wrote:
Don't judge a book by its cover. Ken wrestled in HS and is also a BB in karate. He may seem harmless, which he is unless provoked. I have seen him move around, sparring and wrestling, he is a bad ass.
Don't be too impressed by this people. He wrestled on the girls wrestling team and got his black belt in a happy meal.
Yikes

Cleveland, OH

#10 Dec 31, 2012
Erie Ringer wrote:
Something tells me Beeman would be more likely to take cheap shots or fight dirty.
Either that or Ken would start trying to lecture Beeman about trains, trolleys or National Fuel Gas.
That would probably incense Beeman even more, and he's already had a pretty tough year as it is.
My money's on Beeman.
That's so good!! A plus for the Erie Ringer!!!! I can just visualize that conversation. LMAO.
Shank

Erie, PA

#11 Jan 2, 2013
Hands down, it's Beeman. If it's a physical fight, 99% of the time the dirty one will win! Ken is a nice guy, and would be sucker punched before the fight even began. Trust me, I'm sure beeman had his hands a real nice Shank the first day of prison, and there's no doubt he'd use it!
Ge Worker

Erie, PA

#12 Jan 2, 2013
I worked with Skeebert, he was a pussy. We used to get our lunch money from him, he always threatened to bring his brother Bart in after us.
Spring-board Kenny is also a cheese ball, his wife carries his "jewels" in her purse that matches his hat(it was her's originally). Kenny tried to be a bad ass and take on the utility companies because his old lady controlled the fort at home, he loved the attention.
If they do have a fight make sure they are fully clothed, both have man boobs and it ain't pretty.
Honorable Louis J Tullio

Cleveland, OH

#13 Jan 3, 2013
Ge Worker wrote:
I worked with Skeebert, he was a pussy. We used to get our lunch money from him, he always threatened to bring his brother Bart in after us.
Spring-board Kenny is also a cheese ball, his wife carries his "jewels" in her purse that matches his hat(it was her's originally). Kenny tried to be a bad ass and take on the utility companies because his old lady controlled the fort at home, he loved the attention.
If they do have a fight make sure they are fully clothed, both have man boobs and it ain't pretty.
Good one. What kind of job did Skeebert Beeman have out there? Is there really a Bart Beeman? Any good stories about Skeebert?
Shank

Erie, PA

#14 Jan 3, 2013
You've got to love the man boobs! Just wondering tho, how do you know they both have them, have you seen both of their man boobs, cause you got some explaining to do if so! But it would be a good guess, and a good point for them to be fully clothed! And yes, his brother Bart is real, he owns a few apartment buildings on the east side, and he has plenty of cash, enough to hire goons to shank kenneth before the fight, so beeman would clearly be the winner!
Maybe

Harrisburg, PA

#15 Jan 3, 2013
Walter White wrote:
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Add the great Joe Giles as Referee and Dr. William Garvey as Ringmaster. Actually both would probably want to be corner handlers, if you know what old Walter means.
Hmmm....I'm not sure Garvey would be comfortable working a boxing match. Does he even like boxing? Garv tends to like sports that involve much more ball handling--like basketball or football.

Then again, wouldn't both Beeman and Springerth have to go thru "turn your head and cough" physicals before the match could even happen? That would involve ball handling as well. Perhaps old Garv could have a role in a match after all.
Walter White

Cleveland, OH

#16 Jan 4, 2013
Do you think that Beeman or Springerth can beat Erie legend Dan Carr in his prime?
Gary Worton

Cleveland, OH

#17 Jan 7, 2013
Put Frankie Petrungar in the ring against Beeman. I'll always place my bet on the fat man.
Friend of Bill

Erie, PA

#18 Jul 12, 2014
They both hang out at the Blasco library. Why not set up a little ring and have them go at it?
eastside eddie

Erie, PA

#20 Jul 12, 2014
Beemer wins easy he carries a .357 magnum.
Nemesis

Erie, PA

#21 Jul 12, 2014
Billy Garvey was last seen in front of the George Jefferson Society boys bath room.

Beeman was providing financial planning consulting to the County's recently dismissed Director of Children Services. Garvey is rumored to be a candidate for the job.

Springerth is looking for a new community cause to rebel against and can be found late at night playing with Joe Giles and his train set.
Chimps Expanding South

Erie, PA

#22 Aug 31, 2014
Honorable Louis J Tullio wrote:
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Is there really a Bart Beeman?
Looks like there is: http://www.goerie.com/article/20140825/NEWS02...
how bout this one

Erie, PA

#23 Sep 13, 2014
How about Bart Beeman AND brother Ebert in a tag team fight match with Springerth and Lou Aliota?
Mister Mister

Erie, PA

#24 Sep 15, 2014
When does Beeman get out of the slammer? Anything new with Garvey, will he join Sandusky?

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