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cooking ffry wait

Erie, PA

#23 Jun 21, 2014
Gotta hand it to the guy though. Oft homeless or shelter'd, not a sustaining job at times, yet he has the smack to still try to get laid.
Tim Leary

United States

#24 Jun 21, 2014
cooking ffry wait wrote:
Gotta hand it to the guy though. Oft homeless or shelter'd, not a sustaining job at times, yet he has the smack to still try to get laid.
I am prety much talking of my younger days.
There are still a few ladies I got with hen who would still not mind wa rerun.
A hot shower and some yohimbe bark and I'm good to go.
I once worke in a cckblock facory, was there for years.
The suuper was a hormonal crazy menopausal maniac. She had 3 or 4 henchwoman of the same ariety who didn't have to work. All they had to do was walk around looking for things to snitch about.
Most of us guys there were 20's - 30s. And strangely, they hired some of the most attractive young women iin Erie. Strippers, chicks trying to get money to go back to college, ex con chicks, you name it.
The work was extremely fast paced,. So you had a group of young guys eating ephidrine by the handfuls to stay awake on late shift and keep up, which leads to a perpetual woody., with a steady flow of young honeys and a cckblocking squad running interference.
Of course then I had a 34 waist and 46 " shoulders, which bolstered my success rate. Somehow those numbers got reversed....:)
From what I'm seeing, in todays job market, unskilled or semi skilled and if you are much over 30 forget it.
But this thread is about cckblocking, not employment, though the two dosometimes merge.
Zugzwang

Erie, PA

#25 Jun 21, 2014
Tim Leary wrote:
<quoted text>Dude, sorry for poking fun at you, but Cheetos and I are NOT MIKE!
THERE IS NO MIKE ANYWHERE ON THIS THREAD!
MIKE IS DEAD!
IT IS A DEAD MIKE NIGHT!: O
You mad bro?
Tim Leary

United States

#26 Jun 21, 2014
LockersThere are even cckbllockers in traffic!
They are the aholes who slow down in front of you when the light is green until it turns yellow, leaing exactly enough time for them to get through, forcing you to slam on the brakes for the red.

They are the idiot who stays right beside you pacing you in the next lane, no matter how much you speed up or slow down so you can't change lanes.

I have een been cckblocked on this forum, after typing out a 100 word puzzle solve to post, then getting a "puzzle expired" message forcing me to do another stupid puzzle.

Erie is the cckblocker capital of the world.
Fr Guido Sardicci

Erie, PA

#27 Jun 21, 2014
Tim Leary wrote:
LockersThere are even cckbllockers in traffic!
They are the aholes who slow down in front of you when the light is green until it turns yellow, leaing exactly enough time for them to get through, forcing you to slam on the brakes for the red.
They are the idiot who stays right beside you pacing you in the next lane, no matter how much you speed up or slow down so you can't change lanes.
I have een been cckblocked on this forum, after typing out a 100 word puzzle solve to post, then getting a "puzzle expired" message forcing me to do another stupid puzzle.
Erie is the cckblocker capital of the world.
Mike, the easiest way for you to cock block is to simply put your hand over your mouth.
Psychiatrist Lucy 5 cents

Erie, PA

#28 Jun 21, 2014
cooking ffry wait wrote:
Gotta hand it to the guy though. Oft homeless or shelter'd, not a sustaining job at times, yet he has the smack to still try to get laid.
Depression is the inability to construct a future.
Tim Leary

United States

#29 Jun 21, 2014
Cckblocking in Erie originated with Alice, the maid from the Brady bunch, who was actually from Erie
She later became a nun in real life.

The scenes cut from the Brady Bunch were the ones of Alice cckblocking. When Mr Brady would try to slip his wife the bone during the day, Alice would burst into the bedroom with her vaccum cleaner, whistling the Brady Bunch theme, teaing the sheets off, and barking "up and at 'em" in her cheery drill instructor voice.

In her honor, Erie has been designated cckblocker ground zero.
Any male who has suffered through puberty in a Catholic school knows that nuns are notorious cckblockers. Of course they are. They want there to be more nuns. Can't hardly blame them. This was even harder because Catholic school girls are the hottest in the world.

Giving a book report with Mary Marget Noodleroni shooting you vicious beavers that the nun at the rear of the classroom can't see. Crossing your legs trying to hide it.
We'e all been though it.

Cckblockers are a threat to the continuation of the human race.
Help stop cckblocking.
cheetos

United States

#30 Jun 21, 2014
Tim Leary wrote:
Cckblocking in Erie originated with Alice, the maid from the Brady bunch, who was actually from Erie
She later became a nun in real life.
The scenes cut from the Brady Bunch were the ones of Alice cckblocking. When Mr Brady would try to slip his wife the bone during the day, Alice would burst into the bedroom with her vaccum cleaner, whistling the Brady Bunch theme, teaing the sheets off, and barking "up and at 'em" in her cheery drill instructor voice.
In her honor, Erie has been designated cckblocker ground zero.
Any male who has suffered through puberty in a Catholic school knows that nuns are notorious cckblockers. Of course they are. They want there to be more nuns. Can't hardly blame them. This was even harder because Catholic school girls are the hottest in the world.
Giving a book report with Mary Marget Noodleroni shooting you vicious beavers that the nun at the rear of the classroom can't see. Crossing your legs trying to hide it.
We'e all been though it.
Cckblockers are a threat to the continuation of the human race.
Help stop cckblocking.
Dude, Mike Brady was gay and died from AIDS and Alice was busy boning the butcher Sam. Pork chops and applesauce.
Tim Leary

United States

#31 Jun 21, 2014
cheetos wrote:
<quoted text>
Dude, Mike Brady was gay and died from AIDS and Alice was busy boning the butcher Sam. Pork chops and applesauce.
Dammit! Now I'm hungry!: O
cheetos

United States

#32 Jun 21, 2014
The real CB was Don Knotts on 3’s Company. That bastard was always getting in the way.
Tim Leary

United States

#33 Jun 21, 2014
cheetos wrote:
The real CB was Don Knotts on 3’s Company. That bastard was always getting in the way.
Don Knotts was a weird mofo by all accounts. I'm no at all suprised.
Niteys!:)
Tim Leary

United States

#34 Jun 23, 2014
Erie will found the (interfering) Mother chapter of "Cckblockers Anonymous"
St Alphonsus

Manassas, VA

#35 Jul 2, 2014
Fornication is a sin, sinners beware
Hong Kong Phooey

Erie, PA

#36 Jul 3, 2014
St Alphonsus wrote:
Fornication is a sin, sinners beware
There is only one justification for having sinned and that is because you wanted to.

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