Jesus Had A Wife

[have some fun]

Bobby Brady wrote:

Rumor of a piece of papyrus and you're running with it as fact? Let's wait till we have proof and facts before you proclaim rumor as fact.

Jesus was a rabbi. It was/is customary for rabbis to be married. Most likely he would have been married.

[Ralph Malph]

doug wrote:

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Jesus wasn't killed, he came to die and rose from the dead. The larger picture is in the study of the Bible, it is all about us, and what this means for us.

Jesus committed JEWACIDE! He knew he would be killed so he chose the people who he knew would sell him out for money--the jews

[CCTV]

Ralph Malph wrote:

<quoted text> Jesus committed JEWACIDE! He knew he would be killed so he chose the people who he knew would sell him out for money--the jews

You f,n heathen

[Ralph Malph]

CCTV wrote:

<quoted text>You f,n heathen

Swearing is a sin. See you in hell my friend!

[tim leary]

have some fun wrote:

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Jesus was a rabbi. It was/is customary for rabbis to be married. Most likely he would have been married.

true. If he wasn't married he would have been suspect in the eyes of those he preached tto.

[cheetos]

Jesus: Honey I’m home

Wife: How was your day?

Jesus: O-M-G, you would not believe these damn Jews. Then I dropped my wallet in the river, stood on a rock to retrieve it, and looked like I was walking on the water. It was hilarious!

Wife: That’s nice. I guess you had to be there.

Jesus: BTW me and the guys are getting together for dinner next week and I need to take a dish.

Wife: Pork rinds will be a hit.

[tim leary]

cheetos wrote:

Jesus: Honey I’m home
Wife: How was your day?
Jesus: O-M-G, you would not believe these damn Jews. Then I dropped my wallet in the river, stood on a rock to retrieve it, and looked like I was walking on the water. It was hilarious!
Wife: That’s nice. I guess you had to be there.
Jesus: BTW me and the guys are getting together for dinner next week and I need to take a dish.
Wife: Pork rinds will be a hit.

news flash - scrap of papyrus has been found crediting Jesus with the "take my wife, please" joke

[Stu Pedaso]

No, the 'larger' picture is in the study of Christian depravity and its lack of respect for God's creations.

That early Christian men were so depraved and so disgusted by the bodies of women that they'd create the myths of virgin birth and priestly celibacy is the root cause of that religion's failures and scandals throughout its history.

doug wrote:

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Jesus wasn't killed, he came to die and rose from the dead. The larger picture is in the study of the Bible, it is all about us, and what this means for us.

[tim leary]

Check your history. Priests were allowed to marry for about the first 1000 years of the church. The real reason for the celibacy requirement was too many children of Priests were laying claim through inheritance to the wealth of their churches.

[tim leary]

Matin Luther said "let's face it,ifit doesn't go into a woman it goes into your shirt".

[Bobby Brady]

Stu Pedaso wrote:

No, the 'larger' picture is in the study of Christian depravity and its lack of respect for God's creations.
That early Christian men were so depraved and so disgusted by the bodies of women that they'd create the myths of virgin birth and priestly celibacy is the root cause of that religion's failures and scandals throughout its history.
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Another myth created by Stu to support his hatred of the Catholic Church. We accept the fact that you hate the Church but please don't use false accusations to support your position. It makes you look petty.

[Stu Pedaso]

I said celibacy was a myth. You don't actually believe it's ever been practiced do you?

tim leary wrote:

Check your history. Priests were allowed to marry for about the first 1000 years of the church. The real reason for the celibacy requirement was too many children of Priests were laying claim through inheritance to the wealth of their churches.

[CCT]

Stu Pedaso wrote:

I said celibacy was a myth. You don't actually believe it's ever been practiced do you?
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Stu you are still a stupid dummy.

[tim leary]

Stu Pedaso wrote:

I said celibacy was a myth. You don't actually believe it's ever been practiced do you?
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if only CCT and David Crosbys (the same person) father had been celibate....

[cheetos]

tim leary wrote:

Check your history. Priests were allowed to marry for about the first 1000 years of the church. The real reason for the celibacy requirement was too many children of Priests were laying claim through inheritance to the wealth of their churches.

head scratcher , does the church have to pay inheritance tax?

[tim leary]

cheetos wrote:

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head scratcher , does the church have to pay inheritance tax?

actually, from what I read, in those days it was a real issue.

[Green]

I read that in those days, groups of nomad men like Jesus and his disciples would often have a woman with them to cook, clean and act as a housekeeper. It was not romantic, just a business arrangement, and that this woman would be referred to as a wife, although there was no sex involved. Jesus also could have been talking a about his bride, The Church. Somebody decides he had a real wife 350 years after he was crucified? I don't believe it.

[have some fun]

Green wrote:

I read that in those days, groups of nomad men like Jesus and his disciples would often have a woman with them to cook, clean and act as a housekeeper. It was not romantic, just a business arrangement, and that this woman would be referred to as a wife, although there was no sex involved. Jesus also could have been talking a about his bride, The Church. Somebody decides he had a real wife 350 years after he was crucified? I don't believe it.

Love to see reference for this....Jesus never went to "church" he was a Jewish rabbi and went to the temple. Jewish rabbis were married. To not be married would be note worthy.

[yoo hoo]

doug wrote:

Jesus is the Son of God, he isn't human. Jesus came to save humanity not to get married to humanity.

And God isn't divisible in the narrative of the Jews and Muslims.(If you doubt this of the Jew's faith then Christianity can't be based upon it ;)