David Gaylord Crosby...

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Gertrude Crosby

Erie, PA

#1 Jul 15, 2013
You are in so much trouble young man!

First, we just got the phone bill and there is a 976 number that was called over 100 times. This better not be another one of those phone sex numbers. We already had a discussion about that. When you start paying for your own phone number you can call all the "ladies" you want.

Second, we were looking through your browsing history and we found a link to a site called "Giving the Dog a Bone" Imagine our horror when we went that site and it isn't about feeding dogs. David, I am starting to worry about you. You had better not be doing those things pictured on that site to Sasha. She is an innocent dog!
Also, your father and I had told you time and time again NOT to use our computer upstairs in the family room. We know you were using it because you visited a site called "Hairy BBWs". If you insist on visiting those filthy sites use you own computer down in the basement in your room.

Lastly, bring my GD hand cream back upstairs and stop taking it. I have no idea what you are doing with it, nor do I want to know. All I know is I am getting tired of buying a new bottle every few days.

David, you are in your 50's, son. It is time you started acting like it. Please do that for mommy. Please.
Sopper

Mansfield, OH

#2 Jul 15, 2013
Gertrude, that was just F'n awesome. Won't you please join me in the regular assault on David Crosby. Now watch, that dick head Crosby will accuse me, the Sopper, of writing that piece. Did you give him the name Gaylord, from the Fockers flick?
Matter of Fact

Mansfield, OH

#3 Jul 16, 2013
This friggin Crosby crap has no redeeming social value. If only a smiggin was true, this Crosby character should be shot.

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