jesus is a liar
santabunny

Erie, PA

#1 Oct 5, 2013
http://www.evilbible.com/end_times.htm

False Prophecies About the Armageddon:

Jesus’ Predictions:

1) Jesus falsely prophesies DIRECTLY to the high priest (Caiphas) that he would live to see his second coming. Jesus uses the term “coming on the clouds of heaven”. This clearly negates the “coming” as the resurrection but as a return to the earth on CLOUDS, not his return in human form from the dead. Matthew 26:64 & Mark 14:62.

"But I tell you: From now on you will see 'the Son of Man seated at the right hand of the Power' and 'coming on the clouds of heaven.'" (Matthew 26:64 NAB)

Then Jesus answered, "I am; and 'you will see the Son of Man seated at the right hand of the Power and coming with the clouds of heaven.'" (Mark 14:62 NAB)
2) Jesus mistakenly tells his followers that he will return and establish his kingdom within their lifetime. Matthew 23:36 & 24:34

Amen, I say to you, all these things will come upon this generation.(Matthew 23:36 NAB)
santabunny

Erie, PA

#2 Oct 5, 2013
"Immediately after the tribulation of those days, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming upon the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his angels with a trumpet blast, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. "Learn a lesson from the fig tree. When its branch becomes tender and sprouts leaves, you know that summer is near. In the same way, when you see all these things, know that he is near, at the gates. Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.(Matthew 24:29-35 NAB)

3) YET AGAIN, Jesus claims those standing RIGHT BEFORE HIM shall see the Armageddon. Matthew 16:28 “There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.” Don’t let Christians lie to you and claim Jesus was referring to his modern day believers. The words “some standing HERE will not taste death” clearly refutes such nonsense. Obviously the people he was speaking to died, and curiously Jesus STILL isn’t here to claim his kingdom.

4) Jesus falsely prophesies that the end of the world will come within his listeners’ lifetimes.

Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.(Mark 13:30-31 NAB)
He also said to them, "Amen, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see that the kingdom of God has come in power." (Mark 9:1 NAB)
santabunny

Erie, PA

#3 Oct 5, 2013
5) Jesus falsely predicts that some of his listeners would live to see him return and establish the kingdom of God.

"Truly I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the kingdom of God." (Luke 9:27 NAB)

6) Jesus implies that he will return to earth during the lifetime of John.(John 21:22)

7) Jesus says that all that he describes (his return, signs in the sun, moon, wars, stars, etc.) will occur within the lifetime of his listeners. He purposely defines their generation and NOT a future one. Considering that NONE of those signs took place during the resurrection and that he uses the term of “Heaven and earth shall pass away”, Clearly Jesus is prophesizing that nearly 2,000 years ago Armageddon SHOULD have occurred. Luke 21:25-33

"There will be signs in the sun, the moon, and the stars, and on earth nations will be in dismay, perplexed by the roaring of the sea and the waves. People will die of fright in anticipation of what is coming upon the world, for the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Man coming in a cloud with power and great glory. But when these signs begin to happen, stand erect and raise your heads because your redemption is at hand." He taught them a lesson. "Consider the fig tree and all the other trees. When their buds burst open, you see for yourselves and know that summer is now near; in the same way, when you see these things happening, know that the kingdom of God is near. Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.(Luke 21:25-33 NAB)

[Editor's note: Matthew 10:23 also has Jesus telling his disciples that the second coming will occur before the disciples finish preaching in Israel: "When they persecute you in one town, flee to another. Amen, I say to you, you will not finish the towns of Israel before the Son of Man comes." (Matthew 10:23 NAB)]



John’s Predictions

8) John believes “the time is at hand,” and that the things that he writes about in Revelation will “shortly come to pass.” Revelations 1:1-3

9) John quotes Jesus (1900 years ago) as saying he will come “quickly.” Revelations 22:7, 12 & 20

10) John thinks he is living in “the last times.” He “knows” this because he sees so many antichrists around. 1 John 2:18

11) John says that the antichrist was already present at the time 1 John was written. 1 John 4:3

12) John quotes Jesus (1900 years ago) as saying he will come “quickly.” Revelations 3:11, 22:7, 12 & 20
cheetos

United States

#4 Oct 5, 2013
Simply to much wine and the hot sun. Makes any person do crazy chit. Christ, if I was walking thru the desert for 40 years my donkey would be talking to me too!
Cheetos Clitoris

Titusville, PA

#5 Oct 5, 2013
One thing is for sure, you two imbeciles will die like everyone else. You will see who lied to you.
Flint Westwood

Erie, PA

#6 Oct 6, 2013
Cheetos Clitoris wrote:
One thing is for sure, you two imbeciles will die like everyone else. You will see who lied to you.
um....God is imaginary...soooo.....
Jesus Chrisalmihy

United States

#7 Oct 6, 2013
The averae person of my day was oally unedcated, ignorant and superstitious. I see you idios haven't changed much.
Tim Leary

United States

#8 Oct 6, 2013
Cheetos Clitoris wrote:
One thing is for sure, you two imbeciles will die like everyone else. You will see who lied to you.
if Cheetos ever runs into you, YOU will die for calling her a clitoris. How very chrisian of you.
Denman

United States

#10 Oct 6, 2013
Your thinking is without merit . But you will get HIS attention.
Cheetos Clitoris

Titusville, PA

#11 Oct 6, 2013
Tim Leary wrote:
<quoted text>if Cheetos ever runs into you, YOU will die for calling her a clitoris. How very chrisian of you.
I am a Muslim stupid. If cheetos was dumb enough to ever run into me she would suffer the way most evil women do under our law.
Cheetos Clitoris

United States

#13 Oct 6, 2013
the last guy dumb enogh to tangle with cheetos clitoris was lucky it was wearing a 16 oz boxing glove. otherwise it would have broken every bone in his face. fool!
Zugzwang

Jackson Center, PA

#14 Oct 6, 2013
Cheetos Clitoris wrote:
the last guy dumb enogh to tangle with cheetos clitoris was lucky it was wearing a 16 oz boxing glove. otherwise it would have broken every bone in his face. fool!
Just what this board needs.....another keyboard commando.
Cheetos Clitoris

United States

#15 Oct 6, 2013
Zugzwang wrote:
<quoted text>Just what this board needs.....another keyboard commando.
I think you might be parody impaired
Unknown

Erie, PA

#16 Oct 6, 2013
The only liar is the devil himself
Jesus Christ

Warren, OH

#17 Oct 8, 2013
Oh here we go again. Look, you guys, I never really said any of that crap. You fundie whackos are always quoting John. Well, here's the thing. I never met this "John" dude. He just took a bunch of stuff that he believed from stories he heard and gathered years before ( many years after my death btw) and wrote it down with his own editing and interpretation. Do not confuse John who wrote this innaccurate Gospel with my disciple John. They were two totally different guys. My apostle John was a straight up guy who would never have misinterpreted my words and stories. Sorry to burst your bubble Santabunny.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Erie Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Marijuana Dealers 40 min Robby 15
Badams Protecting Hidden Paytronage Jobs 1 hr CRANK 67
This forum is a GREAT PLACE! 3 hr tim leary 2
Child abductions late 80s/early 90s? 4 hr East Sider 3
Erie Steet Walkers 4 hr Erie Dem Committe... 9
News Pat Howard: Failures by DevelopErie leave Erie ... 4 hr Peach St Pablo 153
Donald Vendetti 5 hr Old School Anti Doug 20
no charges filed 6 hr NRA Member 5
Ghost of the Green Shingle 7 hr Tim Leary 8
More from around the web

Personal Finance

Erie Mortgages