Fred's Son Arrested
MrsCuldesac

United States

#21 Jan 25, 2013
Good Morning Fred.
Nosy People

Lafayette, LA

#22 Jan 25, 2013
You know what I think all of you are full of $hit because I looked in the VPSO recent arrest and there is no Fred Flintstone in the arrest reports.

Go get them Todd
Bo Peep

Houston, TX

#23 Jan 25, 2013
I had sex with a farm animal once
lol

Abbeville, LA

#24 Jan 25, 2013
nosy you are full of d ch!t and dumb lean to read
they are talking about the Son of Wilma
ya ba daba doo
MrsCuldesac

United States

#25 Jan 25, 2013
Kmsl, no its Wilma's son.... Not Fred Flintstone, u doe die bird!!!

Bo peep, Lordy you need therapy!
If you don't mind me asking what kind? I hope not a hen!
Get with Fred he will help you get you some at the stripper club! Good luck
lsmk

Abbeville, LA

#26 Jan 25, 2013
MrsCuldesac wrote:
Kmsl, no its Wilma's son.... Not Fred Flintstone, u doe die bird!!!
Bo peep, Lordy you need therapy!
If you don't mind me asking what kind? I hope not a hen!
Get with Fred he will help you get you some at the stripper club! Good luck
plenty of coke too.
lsmk

Abbeville, LA

#27 Jan 25, 2013
Bo Peep wrote:
I had sex with a farm animal once
You are nasty.
lsmk

Abbeville, LA

#28 Jan 25, 2013
Nosy People wrote:
You know what I think all of you are full of $hit because I looked in the VPSO recent arrest and there is no Fred Flintstone in the arrest reports.
Go get them Todd
It was his step son. I don't why you aren't running down his wife more. She is related to him biologically while Fred is not. But Fred is now a free man. Look for him at LaFondas and Tampicos.
lsmk

Abbeville, LA

#29 Jan 25, 2013
MrsCuldesac wrote:
Kmsl, no its Wilma's son.... Not Fred Flintstone, u doe die bird!!!
Bo peep, Lordy you need therapy!
If you don't mind me asking what kind? I hope not a hen!
Get with Fred he will help you get you some at the stripper club! Good luck
He will give tha life to his wife while looking for someone with slighlty more class. Even Tammy is taken, so he has to lower his standards even further.
lsmk

Abbeville, LA

#30 Jan 25, 2013
Nosy People wrote:
You know what I think all of you are full of $hit because I looked in the VPSO recent arrest and there is no Fred Flintstone in the arrest reports.
Go get them Todd
Todd was not arrested. They couldn't catch him with the goods. He let his step-son, take the rap and wife left him because of it. She is living in Erath. She found a place to go. Eric might have to serve 50 years because if his step-dad.
Nosy People

Lafayette, LA

#31 Jan 25, 2013
lol wrote:
nosy you are full of d ch!t and dumb lean to read
they are talking about the Son of Wilma
ya ba daba doo
You need to learn to read dumb @$$ they are talking about Fred!!!
kmsl again

Abbeville, LA

#32 Jan 26, 2013
lsmk wrote:
<quoted text>It was his step son. I don't why you aren't running down his wife more. She is related to him biologically while Fred is not. But Fred is now a free man. Look for him at LaFondas and Tampicos.
Ole!
kmsl again

Abbeville, LA

#33 Jan 26, 2013
Todd at Tampico's or Lafonda's reminds me of the lyrics to an old Hank Williams, Jr. song, "I'm not big on social graces, think I'll slip on down to the oasis"
Bo Peep

Houston, TX

#34 Jan 27, 2013
MrsCuldesac wrote:
Kmsl, no its Wilma's son.... Not Fred Flintstone, u doe die bird!!!
Bo peep, Lordy you need therapy!
If you don't mind me asking what kind? I hope not a hen!
Get with Fred he will help you get you some at the stripper club! Good luck
Sheep and goats. Hens is too small for my Rooster. I only have sex with animals that has all their teeth ... them strippers at Pink Chicken got too many gaps in their gums.
2 Jailbirds

Abbeville, LA

#35 Jan 28, 2013
Jailbird wrote:
Fred's son arrested again. Over 100 Lortabs, over 100 OxyContin and a kill of Columbian coke Fred smuggled in. Look at VPSO website
Fred was caught at SKY HARBOR AIRPORT IN PHOENIX BECAUSE HE KNEW AUTHORITIES WERE WAITING FOR HIM IN lAFAYETTE. His dad is on his way via private jet to see about getting him out. Large amount of cocaine was confiscated directly from Columbia. More to follow but everything is now hush hush Even x wife isn't talking.
kmsl again

Abbeville, LA

#36 Jan 28, 2013
Below is the only information I could find about an arrest at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today:

At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say,'there are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#37 Jan 28, 2013
kmsl again wrote:
Below is the only information I could find about an arrest at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today:
At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say,'there are 3 sides
to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama
said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He
would have given us more fingers and toes."
Priceless!
That's my kind of humor.
Best i've read in quite a while!
MrsCuldesac

United States

#38 Jan 28, 2013
Kmsl hilarious!!!
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#39 Jan 28, 2013
kmsl again wrote:
Below is the only information I could find about an arrest at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today:
At Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule, and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say,'there are 3 sides to every triangle'. When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
That's not what Erik told me. Erik said that Fred only pretended he was going to Columbia.

Ya know those UFO's that have been sighted in New Mexico? Fred was hooking up with the Great Gazoo under the cover of the Department of Defense. Take MrsC's advice, look it up. The Great Gazoo.

When Fred returns, his every move will be controlled by a microchip in his brain. I know for a fact. My informant told me so.

Since: Dec 11

Location hidden

#40 Jan 28, 2013
He is so ugly you two would make a great couple!

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