Django unchained

Lafayette, LA

#708 May 8, 2013
Banded by not forgotten
Django Unchained

Lafayette, LA

#712 May 8, 2013
Unchain me!
Django Unchained

Lafayette, LA

#713 May 8, 2013
Django Unchained wrote:
Unchain me!
Aaaahhhhh thank you!
Sad

Abbeville, LA

#715 May 8, 2013
Django Unchained wrote:
<quoted text>Aaaahhhhh thank you!
not healthy to talk to yourself,....
Anonymous

Lafayette, LA

#716 May 8, 2013
Sad wrote:
<quoted text>
not healthy to talk to yourself,....

Lol, I know right! Sorry I've been solidarity confinement
for three weeks! But I'm back now my friends! And that's the ugly truth!
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#717 May 8, 2013
Mouton Noir wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol, I know right! Sorry I've been solidarity confinement
for three weeks! But I'm back now my friends! And that's the ugly truth!
"Black sheep black, do you got some wool? Yes I do, man my back is full!......Just Got Paid Today----ZZ Top
Lol.
Welcome back.
Anonymous

Lafayette, LA

#718 May 8, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
<quoted text>
"Black sheep black, do you got some wool? Yes I do, man my back is full!......Just Got Paid Today----ZZ Top
Lol.
Welcome back.

Lol, thx wood! I feel like Steve McQueen in the Great escape!
crazy

Abbeville, LA

#719 May 8, 2013
Mouton Noir wrote:
<quoted text>Lol, thx wood! I feel like Steve McQueen in the Great escape!
some of the best conversations i have had has been with myself, lol, cant argue with me....!
Anonymous

Lafayette, LA

#720 May 9, 2013
crazy wrote:
<quoted text>
some of the best conversations i have had has been with myself, lol, cant argue with me....!
Some? Lol, ALL of my best conversations have been with myself!
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#721 May 9, 2013
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General's office. "Since we weren't actually at war," the General began, "I can't give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated. What we've decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We'll start on the left, boys, so what'll it be? " Soldier 1: "The tip of me head to me toes, sahr! " General: "Very good son, that's 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds "Soldier 2: "The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir! "General: "Even better son, that's 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds " Soldier 3: "The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr! "General: "That's a strange but fair request, son! As the general begins the measurement: "What! Son, where is your left pinky? "Soldier 3: "Falkland Island, sahr! "
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#722 May 10, 2013
Do flies fly at night?
I can never recall seeing a fly at night.
Anonymous

Lafayette, LA

#723 May 10, 2013
Mitchell wrote:
Do flies fly at night?
I can never recall seeing a fly at night.
Flies are cold blooded, they hind at night
hmmm

Abbeville, LA

#724 May 10, 2013
Mouton Noir wrote:
<quoted text>Flies are cold blooded, they hind at night
they hind behind the barn...
Anonymous

Lafayette, LA

#725 May 10, 2013
hmmm wrote:
<quoted text>
they hind behind the barn...
Hummmm, probably
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#726 Jun 19, 2013
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. "What are you doing," his mother asked? "The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
Mitchell

Denham Springs, LA

#727 Jul 8, 2013
An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an 'honest' lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my dad lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

He squirmed in his seat and admitted, "My dad sued me for the money."
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#728 Jul 11, 2013
The navy psychiatrist was interviewing a potential sailor. To check on the young man's response to trouble, the psychiatrist asked, "What would you do if you looked out of that window right now and saw a battleship coming down the street?"

The baby sailor said, "I'd grab a torpedo and sink it."

"Where would you get the torpedo?"

"The same place you got your battleship!"
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#729 Jul 13, 2013
Now here's a good choice for the next president.
Listen to him carefully. Ignore the idiot two seats on his right.
Meet Dr. Ben Carson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch ...
Mitchell

Oklahoma City, OK

#730 Jul 13, 2013
pbroussard

Crowley, LA

#731 Jul 13, 2013
he who goes to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly fingers.

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