Thought For The Day

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#41 Apr 24, 2011
Lol!! Y'all got it goin' on !
wrong

Kaplan, LA

#42 Apr 24, 2011
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
If a dead cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
What's orange and orange all over except one place? The orange Vermilion Parish jail zook suit being worn by Dawn Marcelle when Sheriff Mike Couvillion catches, questions, and interviews red faced Dawn Marcelle, aheeeeee !!!!!!
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#43 Apr 24, 2011
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
LA LADY

Gueydan, LA

#44 Apr 24, 2011
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
liverspot

Abbeville, LA

#45 Apr 24, 2011
Woodsman_1 wrote:
I was doing a bit of statistical inference last night for a job I may or may not go to.
Employed a commonly used function in most formulas:
square root.
.... I've never seen a square root....
I know, its like Pie R Sqaured. All the dam pie I ever seen was round.
LA LADY

Gueydan, LA

#46 Apr 24, 2011
One day Stelly saw Broussard and asked him why he was so bruised up. Broussard replied he had been riding a bull, and his foot got stuck when he fell off. The bull kept dragging him around until the Wal-Mart manager came and unplugged it.
LA LADY

Gueydan, LA

#47 Apr 24, 2011
Okay, just one more! A very drunk patron named Broussard was at a bar trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Stelly, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck! "KARATE CHOP FROM CHINA,"he says. Poor Stelly gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing. Broussard hits him again. "JUDO FROM JAPAN." Ol' Stelly once again picks himself up off the floor and continues drinking his beer. Broussard grabs him putting Stelly in a state of suspended animation. "THAT'S A NERVE PINCH FROM KOREA." After a few minutes, Stelly is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his barstool he walks out. Ten minutes later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits Broussard square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at Broussard, Stelly say, "TWO-BY-FOUR FROM HOME DEPOT."
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#48 Apr 24, 2011
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
nobodys friend

Lenoir City, TN

#49 Apr 24, 2011
Dawn Marcelle wrote:
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
hahaha that sounds like a good book title
OOPS

Gueydan, LA

#50 Apr 24, 2011
nobodys friend wrote:
<quoted text>hahaha that sounds like a good book title
Actually it is a Bill Cosby quote. Oops, she did it again!
delcambre man

Delcambre, LA

#51 Apr 25, 2011
a bird in the hand may be worth 2 in the bush but the 2 in the bush won't get your hand dirty?/
OneLiner

Huntsville, AL

#52 Apr 25, 2011
Man looks at the horse and says "Awwwww, why the long face?
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#53 Apr 25, 2011
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a knob called “brightness,” but it doesn’t work.

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#54 Apr 25, 2011
Would the oceans be deeper if there were no sponges?
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#55 Apr 25, 2011
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
nobodys friend

United States

#56 Apr 25, 2011
sometimes the right thing isn't the most popular thing, and sometimes the most popular thing isn't the right thing.......think about that one next you enter the voting booth.........
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#57 Apr 25, 2011
•"The spiky-haired protesters in Seattle believe there's some kind of grand conspiracy between the corporate powers, the IMF, the World Bank, and agencies which work to suck the blood of Bolivians and steal the gold from Tanzania. But the tree-huggers are wrong; the details are far more stomach-churning than they imagine."
Greg Palast

Woodsman_1

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#58 Apr 26, 2011
Where do witches go when they get sick?
..... the "witch doctor"?.....
Cult of The Dead Cow

Abbeville, LA

#59 Apr 26, 2011
Do you know why witches don't wear any underware?

so they can get a better grip on the broom!
Dawn Marcelle

Seattle, WA

#60 Apr 26, 2011
A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Priest, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Priest.

"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."

The man protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"

"Simple", replied the Priest...

"It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"

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