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nobodys friend

United States

#21 Apr 23, 2011
Woodsman_1 wrote:
When I die, I want to go just like my grandfather. Peacefully in my sleep.
Not in abject terror like the other four people in the car with him.
now that's funny
flowersnmeaux

Bellevue, WA

#22 Apr 23, 2011
not really!
JohnnyRotten

Abbeville, LA

#23 Apr 23, 2011
Earth Day wrote:
You didn't inherit the Earth from your father.
You are borrowing it from your children.
I can hear the drums beating from my room!
Our kids will be lucky if our generation can afford our own funerals, much less leave them something.
The Score

Abbeville, LA

#24 Apr 23, 2011
“Ohhh. Great warrior.Wars not make one great.”
The Score

Abbeville, LA

#25 Apr 23, 2011
“Do or do not... there is no try.”
The Score

Abbeville, LA

#26 Apr 23, 2011
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
boatlander

Abbeville, LA

#27 Apr 23, 2011
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
The Score

Abbeville, LA

#28 Apr 23, 2011
boatlander wrote:
Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?
Also why do they call it an expressway when its no faster then the regular way.
The Score

Abbeville, LA

#29 Apr 23, 2011

Since: Apr 11

Delcambre, LA

#30 Apr 24, 2011
will it flood if it rains cats and dogs??

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#31 Apr 24, 2011
Some people are just never satisfied.
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence because there's a lot more manure.
LA LADY

Gueydan, LA

#32 Apr 24, 2011
When they call the role in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not Guilty." -- Theodore Roosevelt

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#33 Apr 24, 2011
This morning I noticed some advertisements are not able to be proven or disproven.

Cat food and dog food have "new and improved flavor" and " better taste" every few months on the label.
I would like to meet these talking taste-testers.
...till then I'll just have to believe 'em....
mysterymix

Abbeville, LA

#34 Apr 24, 2011
You know, its kinda like the beer add. "great taste, less filling" Has anyone every really took a swig of beer and said "that tastes great?"

I have sipped some great wine and said that. I have have sipped a good bourbon whiskey and said such. I have tasted about 50 different beers in my life. Never once tasted one that I would call good. The most distasteful beers are the imported beers. American beers are less nasty.

But of course, take notice of the class of citizens who sip wine compared to the group that guzzles beer. The beer drinkers are a much less refined group.
Cult of The Dead Cow

Abbeville, LA

#35 Apr 24, 2011
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#36 Apr 24, 2011
Now, I've been peed on quite a few times when cleaning bream but do fish fart?
They always told me those bubbles were from turtles.
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#37 Apr 24, 2011
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Since: Jul 10

Ventress

#38 Apr 24, 2011
I was doing a bit of statistical inference last night for a job I may or may not go to.
Employed a commonly used function in most formulas:
square root.

.... I've never seen a square root....
Dawn Marcelle

Everett, WA

#39 Apr 24, 2011
If a dead cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
deerslayer

United States

#40 Apr 24, 2011
Whats black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

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