Man awakened in ditch with moonshine and rifle

When Ricky Butler went to sleep on a rural, East Tennessee roadside, he didn't have to worry about comfort but apparently he was feeling insecure.

[openeyed]

(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)

Come and listen to the story about a man named Rick
He drunk to much moonshine and was flickin' his Bic,
He took out his machete and he loaded up his gun,
Then he passed out while he was having himself some fun.

Weed, that is.
Loaded gun, Passed out drunk.

Well, the cops they came and couldn't help but stare,
They told him right then; "Hey get on up from there!"
The county lock-up is the place you ought to be
Sleep it off son, then you can cop a plea.

Jail, that is.
Little cell, Bubba's there.

The Tennessee Hillbilly!

[Father Theresa]

DUH!!! Wake UP!

[Eaglethunder]

Father Theresa wrote:

DUH!!! Wake UP!

Would you just please go away idiot.

[Father Theresa]

Eaglethunder wrote:

<quoted text>
Would you just please go away idiot.

Soon as you poke yourself in the eye with a blunt hunting knife up to the hilt...

[play it again]

Did he have any womans pantys stuffed inside those bib overalls? Oh,that was another guy. My bad.

[openeyed]

Eaglethunder wrote:

<quoted text>
Would you just please go away idiot.

Arrgh! It took me 15 minutes to come up with that "poem"
No flamage please, I'm just looking for some funnies.

[play it again]

openeyed wrote:

(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)
Come and listen to the story about a man named Rick
He drunk to much moonshine and was flickin' his Bic,
He took out his machete and he loaded up his gun,
Then he passed out while he was having himself some fun.
Weed, that is.
Loaded gun, Passed out drunk.
Well, the cops they came and couldn't help but stare,
They told him right then; "Hey get on up from there!"
The county lock-up is the place you ought to be
Sleep it off son, then you can cop a plea.
Jail, that is.
Little cell, Bubba's there.
The Tennessee Hillbilly!

That is just toooooo funny!!!!

[Uh Clem]

This is mah rifle and this is mah jug.

One is fer shootin' and the other's for chugalug.

[ooo]

I myself liked the Tennessee Hillbilly poem.

[openeyed]

ooo wrote:

I myself liked the Tennessee Hillbilly poem.

Thx.:)

[Twinkles]

Father Theresa wrote:

DUH!!! Wake UP!

I thought the exact same thing when I read the headline....
thought maybe Retta finally put him out!