Why can't you get a pizza in Emporia ...

Why can't you get a pizza in Emporia without diarrhea? Check expiration dates!

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Montréal, Canada

#1 Oct 26, 2011
I am done playing this roulette game , especially at today's prices!! Times are tough for all, but don't send last month's sausage or veggies on this week's pizza delivery. Hope there is such a thing as Karma. Just put your garbage in my trash can, break in overnight, and steal $25-35 from my wallet, inject me with food poisoning and keep it on the up-and-up. Least then I'll know I got what I paid for. NEVER AGAIN in this town.


#2 Oct 26, 2011
Cheap food is no longer "CHEAP" food. Why anyone can't make a decent living on this without resorting to crap baffles me.


#3 Oct 28, 2011
Buy frozen Towbstone and improvise. Reeble's, the new Country Mart, has the best prices in town on fresh peppers in the produce section. Anaheims, jalapenos, habeneros. Check my spelling on the latter.


#5 Nov 3, 2011
Just but frozen and improvise the toppings. At least you know what you've eaten

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