Ban Pentecostal Skirts From Canoes

Ban Pentecostal Skirts From Canoes

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Secular Woman

United States

#1 Jul 8, 2009
For the public safety, pentecostal women are putting their lives in jeopardy by wearing those long denim skirts in their canoes. If they tip over and get those skirts hung up in a rootwad, they could easily drown. For their own safety, they should be required to wear pants, shorts, or regular swimsuits. They are putting their religious beliefs at more importance than their lives. I also think Amish women shouldn't be allowed to wear dresses while canoeing. And no burkas in canoes for the Muslim women.

This is something we need to take the the National Park Service and discuss for public review. If something isn't done, many pentecostal teenage girls could end up drowning!
Curious

Chestnutridge, MO

#2 Jul 8, 2009
are you kidding here? you cannot be serious to think the park service should pass a law telling people they are wearing too much clothing in a canoe? lol..that is the funniest thing i have heard next to the person who thinks jumping of a rock at the river is "criminal".lol.. u people need to get a life...lol
glow

United States

#3 Jul 8, 2009
I don't think he is saying that they are wearing too much clothing. It's the type of clothing they are wearing. Pants and shirts are fine. A long skirt or dress that can hang up during a capsize is unsafe. There are already many regulations on canoe contents, this is one more way the NPS could ensure public safety. Id one Amish, Pentecostal, or Muslim woman or child drowns due to the negligence of the NPS not passing this necessary law, it would be a travesty.
glow

United States

#4 Jul 8, 2009
By the way, jumping off a rock is criminal. There is a law against it.
Lane

AOL

#5 Jul 8, 2009
OMG ... Drowned pentecostal women wearing denim skirts hung up in rootwads!!! I'm trying to get the thought out of my mind!
Curious

Chestnutridge, MO

#6 Jul 8, 2009
jumping off the rocks at the rivers can get you a ticket same as littering.. but it is not "criminal".. criminal is stealing, killing, prostitution, imbessling, kidnapping..not jumping off a rock..that will simply get a ticket...not send you to jail or death row, lol
glow

United States

#7 Jul 8, 2009
Lane wrote:
OMG ... Drowned pentecostal women wearing denim skirts hung up in rootwads!!! I'm trying to get the thought out of my mind!
I've seen some large groups of them. They were young and attractive to. Don't make fun of Pentecostal women by stereotyping.

It would be better for their safety if they would wear swimsuits, and not get tangled up in the rootwads.

Their pentecostal religion is putting their minor children in danger, just because their parents don't think they should be allowed to show any breast cleavage or a belly button, or a butt cheek, doesn't mean they should risk the lives of their daughters.

I say the NPS must pass a law as soon as possible before one of these pentecostal women drowns.
Tiggertwo

United States

#8 Jul 8, 2009
Glow lol arent you the same one in the other posts bitching about boobs showing and tops coming off? lmao
Make up your simple mind!
Good Grief

United States

#9 Jul 8, 2009
glow wrote:
By the way, jumping off a rock is criminal. There is a law against it.
No, there is NOT a law against it! That is complete, made up nonsense. They discourage it but not even ONE single ticket has ever been written for this and will not be because it is not a law, just a "recomendation."
glow

United States

#10 Jul 8, 2009
Tiggertwo wrote:
Glow lol arent you the same one in the other posts bitching about boobs showing and tops coming off? lmao
Make up your simple mind!
You are the simple mind. I'm am in favor of saving the lives of pentecostal girls from their strictly religious parents. The NPS should make a law that prohibits them from wearing dangerous long skirts while canoeing!

I'm not bitching about boobs. I think that law is crazy. Why should a woman have to cover her nipples all the time when a man can walk down main street showing his? What kind of stupid law is that?

It's the Jesus freak wimps bitching about boobs. They are either closet gays or afraid of drooling in front of their children.
Curious

Chestnutridge, MO

#11 Jul 8, 2009
glow wrote:
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You are the simple mind. I'm am in favor of saving the lives of pentecostal girls from their strictly religious parents. The NPS should make a law that prohibits them from wearing dangerous long skirts while canoeing!
I'm not bitching about boobs. I think that law is crazy. Why should a woman have to cover her nipples all the time when a man can walk down main street showing his? What kind of stupid law is that?
It's the Jesus freak wimps bitching about boobs. They are either closet gays or afraid of drooling in front of their children.
you are totally unbelievable.. if these parents were letting their children wear skimpy bathing suits you would be the first to jump on the hypocrit band wagon to gripe about them supposedly being christians and letting their daughters go half naked.. i have never ever heard of anyone drowing because they were pentecostal and had too much clothing on.. you are just trying to find new things to gripe about i think..good lord get a life and stop going to the river..apparently you find way too much at the river to piss and moan about. and it is no doubt making your own children miserable by now..
Rockin Robin

Tahlequah, OK

#12 Jul 8, 2009
Glow you are a damn hoot! I may come back to Eminence for a second vacation just to document all of this. I mean shesssssh thats some serious offenses and like you, I'm sure the NPS should be notified!:)
Tiggertwo

United States

#13 Jul 8, 2009
Glow.. you are not bitching about boobs? What is this post you put on the CCTR post then, and I will quote it

"glow
West Plains, MO
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Every time I take my kids to the river they have to be exposed to drunken cowgirls riding horses. Many of the cowgirls have big boobs, and ever time the horse takes a step, their boobs jiggle! I think this is totally indecent! It is lewd and an outrage. And they are carrying beers while operating a vehicle. They are setting a bad example by having alcoholic beverages and barely being able to sit on their horses upright. These women should not be allowed to ride horses in the national park land in shirts and bras that allow their boobs to jiggle! I demand that they are arrested for indecency. "

lol.. get your stories strait
glow

United States

#14 Jul 8, 2009
Tiggertwo wrote:
Glow.. you are not bitching about boobs? What is this post you put on the CCTR post then, and I will quote it

lol.. get your stories strait
Well, if it's alright for the deputies to roughhouse a 90 lb girl for showing her boobies at the campground, why is it okay for these women to go around indecently shaking their big boobs in public?
glow

United States

#15 Jul 8, 2009
Rockin Robin wrote:
Glow you are a damn hoot! I may come back to Eminence for a second vacation just to document all of this. I mean shesssssh thats some serious offenses and like you, I'm sure the NPS should be notified!:)
Come on! Yes, I'm a hoot. I care about the public safety though. Nothing wrong with having a good time. If a poor girl gets too drunk and accidentally shows her boob, what harm is it? All the damn pentecostals around here want to bitch about a poor drunk girl showing her boob to their kids, but if I want to save their kids from getting killed by jumping off a rock, or save their daughters from drowning by getting their skirts hung up during a capsize they attack me! All they are worried about is a nipple! It's just like the Muslims who beat their women from having uncontrollable sex drives. They know that if they see some skin they'll lose control. The Jesus wimps don't want anyone to see them drool over a booby, especially their little kid who like seeing the booby to!

Jesus, I bet the mothers were against breast feeding to, because that's a sin to show a booby to a child!
Tiggertwo

United States

#16 Jul 9, 2009
You just went from it being "totally indecent" to "what harm is it" lmao Your starting to confuse yourself
Tiggertwo

United States

#17 Jul 9, 2009
Or maybe just arguing with yourself.
mvresident

Chestnutridge, MO

#18 Jul 9, 2009
Tiggertwo wrote:
Glow.. you are not bitching about boobs? What is this post you put on the CCTR post then, and I will quote it
"glow
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Every time I take my kids to the river they have to be exposed to drunken cowgirls riding horses. Many of the cowgirls have big boobs, and ever time the horse takes a step, their boobs jiggle! I think this is totally indecent! It is lewd and an outrage. And they are carrying beers while operating a vehicle. They are setting a bad example by having alcoholic beverages and barely being able to sit on their horses upright. These women should not be allowed to ride horses in the national park land in shirts and bras that allow their boobs to jiggle! I demand that they are arrested for indecency. "
lol.. get your stories strait
that is some funny stuff...glow is funny though..i think funny to the point of being a bit touched in the head. they truely need to get a life.
mvresident

Chestnutridge, MO

#19 Jul 9, 2009
Tiggertwo wrote:
You just went from it being "totally indecent" to "what harm is it" lmao Your starting to confuse yourself
tigger i think glow just wants to argue. of course i think he or she is scraping the bottom of the barrell to do it now. and by the way glow i would not wanting to be too close to you when you start blaspheming different religions. just on the off chance lightning hits you...you are truelly pathetic
eminence resident

Saint Peters, MO

#20 Jul 9, 2009
you gotta admit that glow is good for a laugh
and please let me reinforce, if you don't like
it, please don't go to the river and you
won't have to worry about anyone else

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