Paynesville man accused of trying to run over partygoers

A 28-year-old Paynesville man made his first court appearance Tuesday on a felony charge of assault for allegedly attempting to run over several people with a vehicle Sunday morning.

[Incredible70]

"When interviewed, Jones said the other man hit him first, that the other people attacked him and that the drove away because he feared for his life." - Geeze...he got it wrong. That only works when you claim it is the COPS that attached you, not other drunks.

[Red Green]

okay then

[Badgerone]

Hey,Jones'If you get a,Liberal Judge maybe you should tell him/or her, that your a career criminal,then you won't have to worry about doing any serious Jail time.
Maybe you'll Just get alcohol treatment were you can learn how to be a good Drunken Bumb.

[Einstein]

It does my heart good to see that Badgerone is fluent in his/her native language and graduated from the 6th grade just like Jethro Bodine.

[Golf Guy]

Einstein wrote:

It does my heart good to see that Badgerone is fluent in his/her native language and graduated from the 6th grade just like Jethro Bodine.

Amen.

[Incredible70]

Badgerone wrote:

Hey,Jones'If you get a,Liberal Judge maybe you should tell him/or her, that your a career criminal,then you won't have to worry about doing any serious Jail time.
Maybe you'll Just get alcohol treatment were you can learn how to be a good Drunken Bumb.

After all, being a career criminal is still a career. That shows initiative!

[Chuck B]

Visions of "Deliverance" come to mind with this guy.