funny old sayings

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Sep 23, 2012
 
Colder than A Well Diggers A$$
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Sep 23, 2012
 
Meaner than an acre of snakes.
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Sep 23, 2012
 

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If wishes were horses then beggars would ride
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Sep 23, 2012
 
If i was that ugly I'd shave my a$$ an walk backwards.
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Can't run with the Big Dogs then stay on The Porch
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Sep 23, 2012
 
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
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Sep 23, 2012
 
A Day Without Sex is like A Day Without Sunshine
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Sep 23, 2012
 
A Carpenters Dream. Flat as A Board an Easy to Nail
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Sep 23, 2012
 
u would just as soon get up in a tree and lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth
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Sep 23, 2012
 
Your as useless as a screen door on a submarine
Stink Finger

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Sep 23, 2012
 
Well it's too windy to pick up rocks.
horses

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Sep 23, 2012
 
Your Brain looks like a BB Rolling Down the Middle of The Interstate
cats

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Sep 23, 2012
 
You look like you've been french kissed by a dump truck
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Sep 23, 2012
 
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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#17
Sep 23, 2012
 
built like a brick sh!t house
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#18
Sep 23, 2012
 
I know you are but what am i, I'm not touching you.
hi

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Sep 23, 2012
 
Higher than a hippy in a helicopter
tree

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#20
Sep 24, 2012
 
If a tree falls in a forest an no ones around does it make a sound
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Sep 24, 2012
 
If it ain't broke don't fix it
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Sep 24, 2012
 
Don't count your chickens before they hatch

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