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Screwy Louie
Bethlehem, PA
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What, with all the gas,he had to shut the computers to keep the building from blowing up..(easy on the beans mom)...
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Communist Clam
Virginia Beach, VA
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SBD is far more effective in disrupting class. He will learn.
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CPC
Warren, NJ
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Wasn't the class on the use of punctuation? Any teaching aid to assist in the appropriate use of grammar should be encouraged.
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Joe
Baltimore, MD
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If it is now illegal to fart in this country, I think I'm looking at the death penalty. Is Florida really wasting time treating this kid as a criminal instead of a special ed student. He clearly has a behavior deficit and needs another type of classroom.
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“Walt Frazier for POTUS”
Since: Dec 07
DuPage County
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Please wait...
If flatulence is a crime....let me serve the time...
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“Leave a good looking corpse.”
Since: Jul 08
Can't remember.
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Please wait...
Flatulence...being arrested for...oh my... Next, we'll be hanging children - oh wait we do that already in Iran. For the love of anything sacred let the boy break wind! PULL MY FINGER BYOTCH!
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Beans For Dinner
United States
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What ever happened to after school detention? Arrested for farting and being a fool? What a joke. I'd be interested in seeing if this kid graduates to being a real criminal after this episode.
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W_T_F
Laurel, MD
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and how does one do this intentionally. please explain this to me.
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MeanandNasty
United States
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Beans For Dinner wrote: What ever happened to after school detention? Arrested for farting and being a fool? What a joke. I'd be interested in seeing if this kid graduates to being a real criminal after this episode. He'll be designing and packaging fart bombs.
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Dave
Poughkeepsie, NY
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Arrested?!?!?!?!? Are you FU__ING KIDDING ME!!?!?! Unbelievable. SBD is the way to go kid!
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bangdizzle
United States
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He has clearly mastered the ancient oriental art of "butt-breathing".
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RWH
Wallingford, CT
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The kid can always get a job as an intern for Howard Stern's show. Stern's two biggest obsessions are le$bians and farting.
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Joe
Baltimore, MD
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RWH wrote: The kid can always get a job as an intern for Howard Stern's show. Stern's two biggest obsessions are le$bians and farting. Farts=funny. Work for The Family Guy.
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Droncz92
Hartford, CT
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sparky98
Newark, NJ
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Damn... arresting a kid for farting? Had they done that when I was a kid, I would have gotten The Chair!
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Juke Box Hero
Bensenville, IL
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In Chicago at 13, they get arrested for shooting people. In FL they get arrested for farting. Priorities I guess.
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Eagle
Wheeling, IL
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These people are stupid, pathetic, thin-skinned cowards with an apparently overblown sense of self-importance. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMFORT! If you use your cops to protect you from farts, your community is pathetic and you are cowardly losers. These people should be humiliated to live among such pathetic people. If you prosecuted people for stupidity, you could probably clean up this community really good. People like this should be the object of ridicule and scorn. It might be time for these losers to give up at life.
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Vice President
United States
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Eagle wrote: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMFORT! Farts = the pursuit of happiness. The kid should take this all the way to the Supreme Court!
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Michelle Obama
Virginia Beach, VA
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Joe
Baltimore, MD
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The problem this boy will face in court is that he was caught with the weapon on his person and it was probably concealed and he does not have a license for it. However there are no ballistics tests yet developed that can positively link the fart to said weapon. I predict acquittal.
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