Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...
There are 5662 comments on the The Morning Call story from Nov 25, 2008, titled Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' .... In it, The Morning Call reports that:
According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.Join the discussion below, or Read more at The Morning Call.
#1
Nov 25, 2008
What, with all the gas,he had to shut the computers to keep the building from blowing up..(easy on the beans mom)...
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#3
Nov 25, 2008
SBD is far more effective in disrupting class. He will learn.
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#4
Nov 25, 2008
Wasn't the class on the use of punctuation? Any teaching aid to assist in the appropriate use of grammar should be encouraged.
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#5
Nov 25, 2008
If it is now illegal to fart in this country, I think I'm looking at the death penalty. Is Florida really wasting time treating this kid as a criminal instead of a special ed student. He clearly has a behavior deficit and needs another type of classroom.
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#6
Nov 25, 2008
If flatulence is a crime....let me serve the time...
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“Leave a good looking corpse.” Since: Jul 08
Can't remember. |
#7
Nov 25, 2008
Flatulence...being arrested for...oh my...
Next, we'll be hanging children - oh wait we do that already in Iran. For the love of anything sacred let the boy break wind! PULL MY FINGER BYOTCH! |
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#8
Nov 25, 2008
What ever happened to after school detention? Arrested for farting and being a fool? What a joke. I'd be interested in seeing if this kid graduates to being a real criminal after this episode.
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#9
Nov 25, 2008
and how does one do this intentionally. please explain this to me.
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#10
Nov 25, 2008
He'll be designing and packaging fart bombs. |
#11
Nov 25, 2008
Arrested?!?!?!?!? Are you FU__ING KIDDING ME!!?!?!
Unbelievable. SBD is the way to go kid! |
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#12
Nov 25, 2008
He has clearly mastered the ancient oriental art of "butt-breathing".
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#13
Nov 25, 2008
The kid can always get a job as an intern for Howard Stern's show. Stern's two biggest obsessions are le$bians and farting.
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#14
Nov 25, 2008
Farts=funny. Work for The Family Guy. |
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#15
Nov 25, 2008
Thats pretty funny...
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#16
Nov 25, 2008
Damn... arresting a kid for farting? Had they done that when I was a kid, I would have gotten The Chair!
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#19
Nov 25, 2008
In Chicago at 13, they get arrested for shooting people. In FL they get arrested for farting. Priorities I guess.
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#20
Nov 25, 2008
These people are stupid, pathetic, thin-skinned cowards with an apparently overblown sense of self-importance.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMFORT! If you use your cops to protect you from farts, your community is pathetic and you are cowardly losers. These people should be humiliated to live among such pathetic people. If you prosecuted people for stupidity, you could probably clean up this community really good. People like this should be the object of ridicule and scorn. It might be time for these losers to give up at life. |
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#21
Nov 25, 2008
Farts = the pursuit of happiness. The kid should take this all the way to the Supreme Court! |
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#22
Nov 25, 2008
I just ripped one.
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#23
Nov 25, 2008
The problem this boy will face in court is that he was caught with the weapon on his person and it was probably concealed and he does not have a license for it. However there are no ballistics tests yet developed that can positively link the fart to said weapon. I predict acquittal.
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