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soapbox

Elk City, OK

#1 Feb 20, 2013
So yesterday 2 old ladies knock on my door and said "we are going around the neighborhood asking a question do you mind if we ask you?" I say okay. She says "do you ever ask yourself where they devil came from?" To which I replied "Nope, I don't believe in the devil." I thought her eyes were going to pop out of her head and her jaw would shatter as it fell to my porch. It was quite funny. You know I don't care what people believe. If you're nice to me, then I'll be nice to you, simple as that. I don't push my beliefs off on others and I ask for the same respect. Seriously how many times do I have to politely send the Jehovah's witnesses on their way before they will leave me alone. Maybe next time I should strip down and answer the door naked. What do you guys think? Think that'll get them to quit knocking?
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#2 Feb 20, 2013
You could try this: www.youtube.com/watch...
soapbox

Elk City, OK

#3 Feb 20, 2013
I don't know if water balloons will do the trick. Of course with it being cold water balloons might actually be really funny. Maybe I should fill them with shaving cream instead of water. What do you think Carl?
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#4 Feb 20, 2013
Ice cold holy water should drive the evil buggers away.

Since: Oct 12

Sayre, OK

#5 Feb 20, 2013
Just ask to not be bothered again....
soapbox

Elk City, OK

#6 Feb 20, 2013
boog29 wrote:
Just ask to not be bothered again....
Ya, I've done that several times. They always come back or send different ones.
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#7 Feb 20, 2013
That never works where religious bullshit munchers are involved.
lmfao

Weatherford, OK

#8 Feb 20, 2013
Coconut Carl wrote:
That never works where religious bullshit munchers are involved.
It doesn't work with bullshit munching atheist either!!!
Delbert McFarland

Haskell, OK

#9 Feb 20, 2013
Jehovah's witnesses have hairy legs and stuff cuz they dont believe in shaving!
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#10 Feb 20, 2013
Does their magic underwear help with concealment of hairiness?
Delbert McFarland

Haskell, OK

#11 Feb 20, 2013
Coconut Carl wrote:
Does their magic underwear help with concealment of hairiness?
Yea it helps contain the bush but i still wound up with a moth full of hair
Its Me

United States

#12 Feb 20, 2013
They came by my house tonight. I just feel if you wanted to there religion then you would already be doing it. Christians don't go knocking on doors and I don't think it's right for them. They are here every week! Either on a Tuesday or weds. I'm fixing to have to put a sign up so they will stop knocking on my door. I'm glad they believe in something but it's ridiculous to pressure someone and to caught them off guard.
Delbert McFarland

Haskell, OK

#13 Feb 20, 2013
Its Me wrote:
They came by my house tonight. I just feel if you wanted to there religion then you would already be doing it. Christians don't go knocking on doors and I don't think it's right for them. They are here every week! Either on a Tuesday or weds. I'm fixing to have to put a sign up so they will stop knocking on my door. I'm glad they believe in something but it's ridiculous to pressure someone and to caught them off guard.
I bet their casing all the houses in elk for a latter dated burglary.
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#14 Feb 20, 2013
Sneaky, cheeky, presumptuous religious bullshit munchers in their mumbo jumbo magical underwear.
Lol

Elk City, OK

#15 Feb 20, 2013
Tell em your Catholic, they run like the devil is nippin at their ankles
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#16 Feb 20, 2013
They are hairy on the inside too.
Mee

United States

#17 Feb 21, 2013
If you just tell them not to come back and make sure they put you on the list they have, they won't bother you again. No every religion doesn't go knocking door to door, but they do give testimonials all the time. Lots even put ads in the paper or send things in the mail. So to jump on these people just because their name or because they do things a little differently is wrong.

Since: Oct 12

Ringwood, OK

#18 Feb 21, 2013
Mee wrote:
If you just tell them not to come back and make sure they put you on the list they have, they won't bother you again. No every religion doesn't go knocking door to door, but they do give testimonials all the time. Lots even put ads in the paper or send things in the mail. So to jump on these people just because their name or because they do things a little differently is wrong.
very well said!!!!!
soapbox

Elk City, OK

#19 Feb 21, 2013
Mee wrote:
If you just tell them not to come back and make sure they put you on the list they have, they won't bother you again. No every religion doesn't go knocking door to door, but they do give testimonials all the time. Lots even put ads in the paper or send things in the mail. So to jump on these people just because their name or because they do things a little differently is wrong.
I wasn't rude to them at all. I just stated the fact that I don't believe and that I really didn't have time to visit with them at the moment. I've politely asked them repeatedly to not stop by my house and the still show up. I don't know anything about a list, this is the first I've heard of it. I have no problem with people sharing their stories with those who want to listen, but pushing you're beliefs off on people who don't want to hear your bs is wrong. I would never tell someone not to believe just because I don't and all I ask for is the same respect. Maybe next time I SHOULD make them listen to me talk about my pagan beliefs and Then I'll tell them that they should renounce their monotheistic views and follow the same beliefs I have.
ditto

Elk City, OK

#20 Feb 21, 2013
Its Me wrote:
They came by my house tonight. I just feel if you wanted to there religion then you would already be doing it. Christians don't go knocking on doors and I don't think it's right for them. They are here every week! Either on a Tuesday or weds. I'm fixing to have to put a sign up so they will stop knocking on my door. I'm glad they believe in something but it's ridiculous to pressure someone and to caught them off guard.
They also come to my house on a regular basis, normally when my toddler is napping and they ring the doorbell over and over until I answer it! Wake my child up them want to preach to me about things I don't believe in! I would like to get a sign for my door as well, but where would I purchase one at?

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