Cop caught smokin weed!!!!

Cop caught smokin weed!!!!

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Darrell the squirrel

Weatherford, OK

#1 Feb 17, 2013
So I wuz Sittin on my porch minding my own business when I saw that tall skinny cop I think his name is Fawler I saw him smokin weed and drinkin beer while on duty which I know is ILLEGAL!!! Then he flipped me off and started throwing stuff in people's yards and shyt! He should get fired!
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#2 Feb 17, 2013
Most likely a religious bullshit muncher too.
Hey

Enid, OK

#4 Feb 17, 2013
You mean cops are just as bad if not worse than the people they arrest? Like that ex-cop in california who went on a killing spree? No way!
just saying

Haslet, TX

#5 Feb 17, 2013
Coconut Carl wrote:
Most likely a religious bullshit muncher too.
You act like you're so much smarter and so much better than everyone else. All you are is an idiot with an obsession. You're no better than any of the bible thumpers in your zealotry. You attacke religion with the same zeal that they defend it with. How does that make you any better than them? You use retarded, convoluted "logic" to try and back up your arguments. It does no good. You're a fool and just as much or more of a zealot than they are. In a powerful position, you'd be just like Josef Stalin. Slaughtering innocents with gusto while trying to justify it with your retarded beliefs.
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#6 Feb 17, 2013
Precisely what is convoluted about my logic. Please do try to be precise, but I know you won't try.

Thanks for reading!
truth

United States

#7 Feb 17, 2013
Coconut Carl wrote:
Precisely what is convoluted about my logic. Please do try to be precise, but I know you won't try.

Thanks for reading!
It's convoluted because it is an argument that makes no sense. You spew this and that about religion being a bunch bull, yet you never say anything that makes sense or is logical to back up what you say. You can hardly follow what you're saying because you jump around. Seems as if you start to try and make a point but never finish. Fact is that God and the Bible are real and all of creation and history prove they are. You can't argue with facts. Just because you can spew a lot of words that make no sense when put together, doesn't mean you make a good argument.
just saying

Haslet, TX

#8 Feb 17, 2013
Coconut Carl wrote:
Precisely what is convoluted about my logic. Please do try to be precise, but I know you won't try.

Thanks for reading!
Well, that's a simple enough answer. One shining example of your retarded logic is the thread you started about the omnipotence of god and his "farts". It sounded like an argument that would be made in a third grade special education class. It would obviously be accompanied by uncontrollable giggling. I'm sure that's the exact reaction you had while typing it. And as far as the zealotry I mentioned, you are on this site at all times of the day and night, and almost every single post you make tries unsuccessfully to link the thread's subject to what you call "religious bullshit munchers". I also have atheistic beliefs. However, you are doing nothing to advance atheistic beliefs. You are playing right into the hatred and bigotry that you accuse religion of espousing. In closing, if you'd like to debate me about the views and "atheistic bullshit munching" you are spewing, I suggest you study up and bring what little intelligence and debate skills you can muster.
Delbert McFarland

Broken Arrow, OK

#9 Feb 17, 2013
just saying wrote:
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Well, that's a simple enough answer. One shining example of your retarded logic is the thread you started about the omnipotence of god and his "farts". It sounded like an argument that would be made in a third grade special education class. It would obviously be accompanied by uncontrollable giggling. I'm sure that's the exact reaction you had while typing it. And as far as the zealotry I mentioned, you are on this site at all times of the day and night, and almost every single post you make tries unsuccessfully to link the thread's subject to what you call "religious bullshit munchers". I also have atheistic beliefs. However, you are doing nothing to advance atheistic beliefs. You are playing right into the hatred and bigotry that you accuse religion of espousing. In closing, if you'd like to debate me about the views and "atheistic bullshit munching" you are spewing, I suggest you study up and bring what little intelligence and debate skills you can muster.
I think its mustard not muster.
just saying

Haslet, TX

#10 Feb 17, 2013
Delbert McFarland wrote:
<quoted text>I think its mustard not muster.
No I'm pretty sure mustard is a spice you add to food.
Delbert McFarland

Broken Arrow, OK

#11 Feb 17, 2013
just saying wrote:
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No I'm pretty sure mustard is a spice you add to food.
Well i guess that was a waste of my time to go to the refrigerator for the bottle to get the correct spelling.
Hey

Enid, OK

#12 Feb 17, 2013
Yeah you need some help with grammar. First off mustard is a noun. Asking somebody if they can "mustard up some energy" is an incomplete sentence because it lacks a verb. Muster is a verb, which is why you would say "muster up some energy". Muster is the verb, up is the adverb, some is the adjective, and energy is the noun.
Macho meathead

United States

#14 Feb 17, 2013
Lmao what does any if this have to do with a cop and weed? You people would fight a brick wall
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#15 Feb 17, 2013
just saying wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, that's a simple enough answer. One shining example of your retarded logic is the thread you started about the omnipotence of god and his "farts". It sounded like an argument that would be made in a third grade special education class. It would obviously be accompanied by uncontrollable giggling. I'm sure that's the exact reaction you had while typing it. And as far as the zealotry I mentioned, you are on this site at all times of the day and night, and almost every single post you make tries unsuccessfully to link the thread's subject to what you call "religious bullshit munchers". I also have atheistic beliefs. However, you are doing nothing to advance atheistic beliefs. You are playing right into the hatred and bigotry that you accuse religion of espousing. In closing, if you'd like to debate me about the views and "atheistic bullshit munching" you are spewing, I suggest you study up and bring what little intelligence and debate skills you can muster.
I have no atheistic beliefs. I have no beliefs of any kind whatsoever. I am not attempting to advance any beliefs. I am simply pointing out how ridiculous and wasteful beliefs of any kind are.

Belief is a sucker's game, sucker.
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#16 Feb 17, 2013
The God Fart Paradox makes perfect sense. If a deity can't fart a fart deadly enough to kill itself or cannot survive that deity-killing fart then that deity has no omnipotence over either deadly farting or deadly fart survival. Hence, omnipotent dieties cannot exist.
Deicide

Elk City, OK

#17 Feb 19, 2013
Why all the talk of omnipotence? We should discussing impotence. As ben the hirst wandered in forest with only men and bags of wine he supposedly was uncorrupted by women. Born of a virgin and always a virgin? This is seemingly a discussion on erectile dysfunction as apposed the ability to "do it" all. Ohh and remember he's coming!

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#18 Feb 19, 2013
Delbert McFarland wrote:
<quoted text>I think its mustard not muster.
Delbert,that had to hurt.Thinking that is!

Since: Feb 13

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#19 Feb 19, 2013
Hey wrote:
Yeah you need some help with grammar. First off mustard is a noun. Asking somebody if they can "mustard up some energy" is an incomplete sentence because it lacks a verb. Muster is a verb, which is why you would say "muster up some energy". Muster is the verb, up is the adverb, some is the adjective, and energy is the noun.
I reckon your'e smarter than a fifth grader? Class dismissed!!
Ruby

Elk City, OK

#20 Feb 19, 2013
Hey wrote:
Yeah you need some help with grammar. First off mustard is a noun. Asking somebody if they can "mustard up some energy" is an incomplete sentence because it lacks a verb. Muster is a verb, which is why you would say "muster up some energy". Muster is the verb, up is the adverb, some is the adjective, and energy is the noun.
I thought the mustard comment was funny! He wasn't being serious!! Also, if you guys looked at all Delbert's posts you would realize he is not as incompetent as he likes to look. He is here for comedic (and often irritating) input in my opinion. Mostly though I think he's funny and even more funny everyone thinks he's being serious in everything he says!!
haha right

Elk City, OK

#21 Feb 19, 2013
Ruby wrote:
<quoted text>I thought the mustard comment was funny! He wasn't being serious!! Also, if you guys looked at all Delbert's posts you would realize he is not as incompetent as he likes to look. He is here for comedic (and often irritating) input in my opinion. Mostly though I think he's funny and even more funny everyone thinks he's being serious in everything he says!!
I agree. I get on here lately hoping to see either something from delbert or one of coconut carls rants lol.
Delbert McFarland

Haskell, OK

#22 Feb 19, 2013
How long do you think it will take people to see im official OSBI and under cover? This cop was a decoy of mine i planted in the field he was investigating ECPD and all their corruption, then some GDMF nosey neighbor had to go call theF ECPD and blow the whole GD operation WTF? Now i have to start all the F over to break another man thru the GD corrupt forces of the MF ECPD and all their BS. P.S. F me running U DMF.

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