Stay Alert, Relgious Bullshit Muncher...

Stay Alert, Relgious Bullshit Muncher Witch Hunt Is Underway

Posted in the Elk City Forum

Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#1 Mar 23, 2013
Be aware and on your guard now, rational thinkers. The weak willed, gullible religious bullshit munchers witch hunt is underway. Just as they have done for centuries, they are out to murder people who live in and work with reality. Stay alert because their favorite tactics of witch hunting are the sneakiest ever devised.
Coconut Carl

Castle Rock, CO

#2 Mar 23, 2013
Signs of dangerous religious bullshit munching witch hunters to watch for: 1) Anyone wearing religious garb or jewelry coming toward you with an intent look on their faces (remember, all religious bullshit munchers have at least two faces). Such religious bullshit munchers are known to be assassins of rational thinkers. 2) Anyone attempting to 'witness' to you. Their true intent is to get you to drop your guard so they (or an accomplice) can take violent or murderous action against you. 3) Female religious bullshit munchers with round heals. They are disease ridden and will attempt to spread their deadly STDs to you. 4) Anyone carrying a mumbo jumbo religious bullshit tome. They will thump on it until the cows come home. 5) Any religious bullshit muncher knocking at your door. If you must open the door, keep a defensive deadly weapon handy.
Delbert McFarland

Broken Arrow, OK

#3 Mar 23, 2013
Coconut Carl wrote:
Be aware and on your guard now, rational thinkers. The weak willed, gullible religious bullshit munchers witch hunt is underway. Just as they have done for centuries, they are out to murder people who live in and work with reality. Stay alert because their favorite tactics of witch hunting are the sneakiest ever devised.
Its a Gawd Dam Topix witch hunt for Delbert and Coconut, bunch of religious, judgmental, bastards.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Elk City Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
5'6 180 pounds....fat????? (Jul '14) 7 hr Abbster 40
Help 10 hr Alcoholic please ... 1
Kelbie Wed Otnot 1
get oil /gas smell out of clothes (Mar '12) Wed Otnot 47
Elk city 420 Dec 6 Arthritissucks 1
Do you Remember (Oct '09) Dec 4 1991 class 106
For You Ladies(?) That Go To Walmart in Your Pa... Dec 4 ha ha 12

Elk City Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Elk City Mortgages