Who do you support for Governor in Oklahoma in 2010?

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Same person putting this crap on here that puts crap on the healthcare thread.

Karen Janbaz owner of Perry's on May Ave. OKC

The woman is a damn radical socialist!
Bitch Betta Hab Mah Money

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Jace wrote:
Same person putting this crap on here that puts crap on the healthcare thread.
Karen Janbaz owner of Perry's on May Ave. OKC
The woman is a damn radical socialist!
Wow, I was once a member of a nice little private "club" on May Avenue. It's a small world.
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---THE HOMOPHOBIC ANTI-INDIAN ADULTEROUS HO MUST GO---
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I had the privilege of seeing our Governor at a rally, and as she shook my hand I said to her "Do you know the economy is in the toilet and jobs forecast is dismal?"

"Tell me something I don't know," she laughed.

"Sh!t," I thought. "I'm gonna need a lot more time."
Bob

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How can you tell your doing a good job as governor?
The socialist liberal progressives HATE YOU!
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Failing must go
this is real life

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Bud

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Mary and a Cowboy

Governor Mary Fallin of Oklahoma, on an airliner bound for Texas to escape a meeting with the black president, finds herself seated next to an older, weathered man in a western snap shirt, faded jeans, and a cowboy hat.

Thinking herself above the old cowboy, she decides to make sport of him.

"You know," she says, "I've heard these flights go much more quickly if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.

So, let's talk."

The cowboy looks at her wryly and says, "Well I s'pose that'd be all right, m'am. What'd ya like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says Mary with a slight hint of sarcasm.

"How about Abortion or the Morning After Pill?"

"Hmm," says the cowboy, sensing an attempt to perhaps belittle him, "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: Horses, cows, and deer all eat the same stuff--grass. Yet a deer passes little pellets, a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse makes muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

Dumbfounded, Governor Mary Fallin replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me, then," says the cowboy with a smile. "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss Abortion or the Morning After Pill when you don't know sh-t.
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Jesse said Bud is out of town so why are you posting using his username?
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---THE HOMOPHOBIC ANTI-INDIAN ANTI-OKLAHOMAN ANTI-WOMEN ADULTEROUS HO MUST GO---
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Three Oklahoma surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best Surgeon in Oklahoma. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven
fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train raveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work
with was the woman's peroxide hair and the horse's AZZ. I was able to put them together and now she's is the Governor of Oklahoma.
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Jesse, You do not have any respect for the

-THE HOMOPHOBIC ANTI-INDIAN ANTI-OKLAHOMAN ANTI-WOMEN ADULTEROUS HO OF OKLAHOMA-.

Shame, Shame, Oh Shame.
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We okies do not need a NEW Guy for governor.

We need to keep the Evil Maniac we know.
Mary

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Oscar wrote:
We okies do not need a NEW Guy for governor.
We need to keep the Evil Maniac we know.
I agree
Bud

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Mary Fallin is causing another uproar, toking on a joint in Amsterdam. What will she do next? Eat cheese in Wisconsin? Sip wine in California's San Joaquin Valley?

Calm down, Mary!
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She would make a fine temple prostitute in India.
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As Lt. Governor, Mary Fallin got to act ceremonially as a state trooper for a day in return for crawling into the back seat of the trupper's car. While operating a speed trap, Fallin pulled over a farmer. She lectured the farmer about his speed and the necessity of obeying laws made by his superiors, and in general threw her weight around. Finally, she got around to writing the ticket, and as she was doing so she kept swatting at some flies that kept buzzing around her head.
The farmer said, "Having some trouble with those circle flies there, are ya, sir?"

Falin stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well, yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer said, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of horses."
Fallin said, "Oh," and went back to writing the ticket. After a minute, she stopped and slowly said, "Hey... wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's azz?"
The farmer said, "Oh, no, governor, I have too much respect for you to even think about calling you a horse's azz."
Grinning broadly, Fallin says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

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